Saturday, February 21, 2009
Alien Awesomeism
In an unpreceedented move, late last night,Zameer Awesome Husref revolutionised awesomeism as he reached a stage of awesomeism so intense it could not be contained by a vessel as weak as the human body.Thus the stage of awesomeism reache the level of Alien Awesomeism, more commonly termed as Alienism.The Alienism quickly struck many followers, and has agreed to work hand in hand with the Super Great Ismail Leader Shogo of the Project:Destroy All Schools, as well as rallying many other followers as well who would do their all to serve and defend The Alienism and abide by all the rules (yes more rules) at all points of time,currently there are a number of followers and practicers of said revoulution. And now that Zameer Awesome Husref has been named leader of Alienism , there is a new commander in chief of Awesomeism. It has fallen upon the next in line, The Brynacle.
Officer-In-Charge:
Zameer Alien Awesome Husref AKA 'The Saviour'
Vice-Chair:
Nicole Awesomely Alien
&
Gordon Future Dark Lord Chua AKA 'Young One'
Secretary:
Roshan Future OIC Tan AKA 'Younger One'
Named Partners:
Brynacle Bryan Elton Coolet Choy AKA 'BBC' , Commander-in-Chief Of Awesomeism
&
Super Great Ismail Leader Shogo, Project:Destroy All Schools
Cadets:
- Grace Super Sis Sie
- Gwen No Name Ngoh
- Cherisha Will Kill Me When She Finds Out (I dint really tell her anything and she hates my eccentric ideas, so shhh)
- Samuel Tan The Bane Of Homophobia
- Dragon Master Alex
- Aliff Keenan Cuckoo Ibrahim
- Mel Djiwatama Lubis Valenzuela(probably a real alien)
- Samuel Superspeed Lee
- Clarence Clarity Kong Mah
- Abel Aha Chan
- Abhiram Anoying Should Die Tesjawi
- Justin Thrower Tan
- Thivi Too Long Narawarsaramarasamy
- Alaina Whack Job Haifz
- Zul Zoo-Zoo Kifli
1. Abide by the rules of awesomeism.
2. Make it our goal in life to find said rainbow coloured zebras.
3.Vanquish all those who stand in our way.
4.Make allies though crush them if they betray us.
5.Allways write fullstops.
6.Claim victory even when you lose.
7.Be random once every week or more.
8.One day be accepted into the UN and rename the UN the new LON only we have brains now.
9.World domination. One CCA at a time.
10. The Zombie Survival Guide is our bible.
~Endex~
Thank you
Signing off @ 11:33 PM
On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Zameer Husref. Victorian.2I08.4I10.EX-NAPS. 6/2'06
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