So its 4.30 in the morning, i'm wayy bored, watching the simpson holloween marathon on starworld, just finished doing about 17 different quizzes on facebook and became a fan of 42 different people and groups.Posted on peoples tagboards, bah, yet im not tired nor sleepy at all. And that seriously sucks.

Well good night anyway

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I SAID GOODNIGHT!

I've used that joke wayy too many times.
Sigh

~Z Husref Signing Off~

Lately, alot of people i know have been feeling down for some reason or another. Whether their just bored, just weird or just phetatic. Yet theres always something that can cheer nearly anyone up, this song by Bob Marley.

Don't worry, be happy

Here's a little song i wrote,you might want to sing it note for note,

don't worry, be happyin every life we have some trouble,

when you worry you make it double

don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now

dont worry be happy

dont worry be happy

dont worry be happy

dont worry be happy

aint got no place to lay your head,somebody came and took your bed,

don't worry, be happy

the landlord say your rent is late,he may have to litagate,

dont worry (small laugh) be happy,

look at me im happy,

don't worry, be happy

i give you my phone number,

when your worried, call me,i make you happy

don't worry, be happy

aint got no cash, aint got no style,aint got no gal to make you smilebut don't worry,

be happy

cos when you worry, your face will frown,

and that will bring everybody down,

so don't worry, be happydon't worry,

be happy now...don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy

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Awesome much.

~Z Husref Signing Off~~

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME??!!

A friend of mine remined me that i even had this conversation and so i'm putting it up so everyone can see this pure ounce of insanity.

Anyway
After we proceeded outside his office to gather our notes and organize, we were lucky, or unlucky, enough to run into a parishioner who was supposedly a long time resident of Katong.This is the following conversation that took place between us and the woman we learned was Alice. It has little to do with the main subject matter, but I thought it would be an enriching experience to read it.

Alice: Hello, are you’re baptized yet?

Samuel: Yes

Zameer: No

Justin: No

Gareth: No

Alice: So what are you’re doing here?

Samuel: We are doing an interview on the history of Katong.

Alice: On the what?

Justin: History

Samuel: So are you a resident of Katong?

Alice: Oh yah! I live here since I was young girl. I young, young that time always come here, my mother always bring me here. My mother ah, I tell you, very bad. My son, daughter, husband all leave me already. One year already, never come back. I don’t know, what happen to them. Don’t know where they go

.Justin: Oh, I’m sorry

Alice: My mother ah, when I small girl always talk bad about me. In front of everyone, always back. 4-5 years old talk bad, 5-10 years also talk bad. Until I 15-16 also keep talking. She talk in church, talk everywhere. Talk until the whole Singapore also know. Then you know ah, young that time, don’t know what to do. No face you know! I not joking! No face!

Zameer: Yah, ma lu ah.

Alice: YA! You understand, ma lu. Yah, yah, ma lu. You understand, I say you good. You understand, you good person.

Zameer: Ok…

Samuel: So were you alive during the Japanese occupation?

Alice: Yah, yah! When I look up, I see the sky

.Gareth: Ok…

Alice: I see the sky got “Peew! Boomphh! Beew!”

Justin: Ahh?…

Samuel: The sky got what?

Alice: No lah, my mother was around when the Japanese come. You ask her.

Justin: Ok

Alice: My mother dead already, but I remember the sky.

Samuel: Ok…I see… so do you know what buildings around Katong were here for very long?

Alice: Oh, yah… that red building? The one down there(she points her finger in the direction of the car park) the red colour one

.Justin: Oh…yah the red one right? Down the street? (points randomly)

Alice: Yah! Oh got also, the traffic light there also very old.

Justin: Oh… that one opposite right? (I was just playing along)

Alice: Yah that one down there…

Zameer: Oh I know…(Samuel is close to laughing out loud right now)

Alice: And got Roxy Square. And OCBC building, you know. Last time it was not there.

Justin: Oh! That OCBC ah!Alice: Yah! Last time it was a hotel you know?

Justin: Wah, really? Ohh, hotel ah…

Gareth: Ok, so what did you do last time?

Samuel: Yes ma’am, what did you work as?

Alice: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I NOT MAN!

Zameer: Ma’am, madam

.Alice: Chey… oh I do anything! Wash clothes, clean, cook. Oh yah! You’re got any friends from other countries? They need somewhere to stay right? Ask them come my place lah! I can cook, clean clothes, all free. But horh, when I angry angry I “pechak”(break) the air-con.”

Justin: Never mind lah, fan also ok. (I was trying not to laugh)

Alice: Yah! Good, you good, fan also can. I give you my address.

Samuel (after taking her address he began laughing): Oh, so you stay in KATONG?

Alice: Yah, last time I stay in Marine Parade one. But then my neighbour very bad. So I move. If my neighbour ok I won’t move one. But I move already, then they make the house very nice. Then I want to buy back the government don’t let me buy.

Justin: Oh, I see…

Alice: Yah! Last time I also do car park, at this church one! Very nice, some times I help in the canteen also. Some times I go to the temple got free food….oh but I never go just because free, I buy my food one. Really! Oh last time I work here, very nice. But got this Father Edwards. He very naughty, every time he see me from there, he will chase me out. He whack my leg you know! Until now like that cannot walk properly.

Samuel: Father Edwards what?

Alice: Father Edwards Lim. He very bad, every time I want to go into the church he don’t let me take food. Very naughty. Last time I see him I call him B*****d! Haha!

Samuel: He is my godfather…

Alice: Your godfather! Aiyah! He very naughty you know! Cannot like that. Don’t let me take food and money, then hit my leg!

Justin: Yah, must talk to him lah Samuel, cannot like that.(Zameer was laughing along with Gareth)

Alice: What’s his full name? Father Edwards Lim what?

Samuel: I don’t know…(after some silence in which we wanted to leave, she began talking again)

Alice: I tell your, my son ah, last time he come back. Then he hungry he bang bang my kitchen all the pot and pan.

Justin: You mean his spirit?

Alice: Yah, then I tell my daughter “your brother come back already, he hungry” so I go buy a lot of food put in the kitchen, then next day he don’t bang liao. I tell your ah, if you are sincere to God, you can see all this. You see my eye, (her left eye is faded and creepy), people don’t like me. But I don’t care. Las time, I angry ah, my voice very loud. I work in Kentucky you know?

Justin: You mean KFC?

Alice: Yah! I waitress you know, they think I very good keep sending me to different places, want me to go and study, don’t work anymore. But I cannot, because I only study until primary 4. Then I angry I break the air-con, but fan ok right?

Justin: Yup…Alice: You know ah…my mother very bad, young that time always say me bad. From I born…02/02/05, eh wait! 05/02/02, yah.

Zameer: so you were born in 05/02/02?

Alice: No lah! 02/02/05…(Samuel bursts out laughing and goes to the wall to copy down her numbers)

Alice: Excuse me! Excuse me! I not joking. First time I step into this church was…02/05/02…eh no, 02/02/05.Gareth: Ok…

Alice: I was baptized in 02/05/05…eh 02/05/02…

Justin: 02/05/02?

Alice: Yah, eh no lah! 05/02/02

.Zameer: Ok…(everyone is laughing except me, I manage to keep a straight face throughout the entire ordeal)

Justin: Ok, I think we should leave now…

Alice: Ok, why you’re not in school?

Samuel: School finish already

Alice: You know, my son very smart, study until very long, he very good in science, can become doctor you know, but now I also don’t know what happen to him. One year never come back. Last time I can study also, but my mother don’t want me to study. So I stop.

Zameer: I think a bit late ah, we should leave soon…

Alice: Oh, ok! You know last time, I can service phone, answer the call. Also can sevice air-con you know! Until that Father Edwards break my leg, then cannot

.Justin: Oh, I see…Alice: I last time Buddhist, then 05/02/02 convert to Catholic. What religion are you?

Samuel: Oh I’m Catholic.Alice: What church you attend?

Samuel: Holy Trinity…Alice: Holy…Singapore church ah?

Samuel: No, Holy Trinity…

Alice: Oh, Singapore church…

Samuel: No…it’s aiyah…yah…

Zameer: I’m Muslim.

Gareth: I’m Taoist.

Alice: Oh! Buddhist! Very good! Buddhist very good! But I tell you, all religion the same, you must inside good. What about you? (She points to me)

Justin: Oh I’m a free thinker.

Alice: Cannot! You know ah, last time I go outside Singapore church(She points to Samuel) I see this man. He walk around in circle. That’s why I say, you good, sincere to God, you can see things. He walk around, never stop, then he go away

.Justin: Yah… must have a religion

Alice: Yah! Only ONE!

Justin: Yah(I was quite scared), I think we should go now…

Alice: Ok, you’re give me your names.(Ok, at this point we were all freaked out)

Zameer: Samuel Lee! Go write your name lah!(we laugh and run away as Samuel has to sit beside her, after it takes a few minutes, we decide to see what is happening, Samuel is sitting beside her answering some questions about his godfather.)

Alice: Eh! You all write your names also!(Zameer, Gareth and I all look at each other)

Zameer: Ok

Alice: Ok, remember ah, must tell your friends to come. You got my address? Ok, God bless. Bye bye!

We head off, thoroughly shaken and amused by the encounter. We later see that her address is in Yishun. Through this, we can conclude that she is not a reliable source of information, albeit a very amusing one.

(credits to Justin for scribing the entire thing)

~Z Husref Signing Off~


Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager.
I so rocked that thing.

Anyway when i got home and signed into MSN the windows live today page popped up and if it were any other given day i would've merely closed it and went about my usual business, but the headline had me like 0O


GUY TO TELL IT ALL IN A MOVIE????


Okay fine, it wasn't that headline that made me go 0O but still Madonna is screwed, here's an idea for the Queen of Pop, don't piss off a well known British director after you divorce him , cause hes just going to make a movie about you honey.


But anyway, the headline that i was interested in wasn't about Madonna but instead Maradona.
Legendary Football Magician Diego Maradona is set to return to the footballing world as Manager of his National side , Argentina for the 2010 world cup. Leading Argentina to world champions in the 1986 world cup , no one doubts Diego's abilities. In fact he is arguably the best player in footballing history, but does that make him a good manager? Can they be sure that he has given up his drug addiction completely? Cause i half expect to see him smoking weed at the side lines. I mean you know what they say


"Weed beyond measure, is mans greatest treasure"

But lets just hope that Diego does his managing job as well as he did his playing job, cause then the world should be scared. What more if he takes upcoming superstar(Not Sam), Lionel Messi as his prodigy? Maradona training Messi...... Now that is something that frightens me.

And of the subject of Football , C.Ronaldo just got the FIFA World Player of The Year Award , not being a very big fan of diving pretty boy, and thinking the award should have gone to Ricardo Kaka, i shan't really comment, but anyway here are the other current top players from around the world

FIFPro World XI
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid CF and Spain)
Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid CF and Spain)
John Terry (Chelsea FC and England)
Carlos Puyol (FC Barcelona and Spain)
Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United FC and England)
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool FC and England)
Xavi Hernández (FC Barcelona and Spain)
Kaká (AC Milan and Brazil)
Lionel Messi (FC Barcelona and Argentina)
Fernando Torres (Liverpool FC and Spain)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United FC and Portugal)

(As seen on UEFA.COM)


And in another completely unrelated event my super cute nephew

just started crawling!

(He's father is a Liverpool fan, but hes wearing an Arsenal Jersey, what can i say ? The kids got taste)


~Z Husref Signing Off~





The class BBQ of which, ive been given the task of organising, for some reason or another, is one pain in the ass
....
Okay fine the whole thing was my idea, but still come one people, the great wall of china wasn't built by one chinamen, NO there were many chinamen.....

Dammit, i wish i had chinamen at my disposal. Sighs.
Anyway, original plan was that it was suppose to be at Kevins house, but then Kevin, being Kevin has trainings all over and by that i mean overseas , in Singapore and for all i know smack in the middle of the damn causeway, so after sending out three different emails to the entire class, the whole thing is changed once again.

Now its going to be at ECP and we're getting Ms Tay to book the pit.
0O
The only thing im looking forward to is tying Vincent to a tree during the BBQ
=D
Awesome.
Anyways i had an amazingly boring day today and i seriously do not want to bore anyone else so thats about it for now.
Just now that the creator of the BBQ just rolled over smiling in his grave knowing that the BBQ finally did what it was meant to, ruin my week.

Dont know why but i feel Bryan Choys is somehow behind it
*looks around suspiciously*

Damn magic man...


Quote of the day.
"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

I know that applies to me

~Z Husref Signing Off~

Since Bryan and Clarence both used quizzes they got from my blog, i think im going to use one from Bryans blog, since im just wayy bored.


Here Goes.

Tagged by Bryan.

1. What are your nicknames?
Oh where do i start,
firstly we have Paki,Jamal, Husref, Z, Zammy and AZH


2. What do you do before bedtime?
Have breakfast, then sleep for the rest of the day, so i have energy to stay up all night.


3. What is your current fandom?
Errr Arsenal Football Club.

4. What is your favourite scent?
Hmm, White Peach Air Freshener. Seriously the smell is awesome.

5. What is your favourite board game ever?
Oh if you're part of my family , its by default pictionary. When my cousins from canada it was the first thing we did. No shit.

6. What are you reading now?
The Zombie Survival Guide. Finished Mockingbird awhile back.

7. Do you trust easily?
Nope. I never trust all my secrets into one basket, so there is no one person who knows everything about me.

8. What was your first fandom?
First? Hmmm, Edward Sciccors Hands!

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Hmmm. Oh so many...

10. What's your pet peeve?
Oh waiting for anything , even if its like for 15 minutes. Yup im an impatient as hell person.

11. What's one childhood item that you still have with you up till today?
My teddy bare, sounds whimpy, but i cant leave him behind . Bibo.

12. What websites do you visit daily?
Friendster, Facebook, My blog,Bryans Blog,err and two others that i cant say right here...

13. What are you looking most forward to at the moment?
Emirates Stadium!!!!Whoo!!!

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Bryan????Oh fisrt word that comes to mind is random. Like hell.

15. What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
J. Smith from Travis' new album, Ode to J.Smith

16. Whats your favourite piece of clothing?
My blue Zerohour tightfit shirt or my Black Leather Motorhead Vans Sneakers

17. You get the day to spend with a fictional character. Who will it be?
Oh, hmm let me see, Aragon form Lord of The Rings.Oh come on hes king of middle earth!!!!

18. What turns you on(in the gender/s of your choice, baby, this is the 21st century)?
Firstly to explain the gender of ur choice part to bryan, it means it can either be a guy or a girl meaning its okay if ur gay. But to answer the question for me, two words.
Megan Foxx

Rock
19. What would you like to achive in the next three years?
Get into Lit, Grow much taller, Do well in my subjects and err lots of other stuff that i can't tell anyone.

20. What should you be doing right now?
Seeing as its 11.53 on a monday and thers no sch tmrw this is ideal guess.

21. Pop? Jazz? Classic? Swing? Others?
Rock n Roll Baby!!!!and err probably everyother type of music genre , im a music lover.

Yup thats it,
(Thx to sam for help with the quiz)



Z Husref out ~

Grace stole this from some girls blog she doesn't know, and wants me to do it.
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Usually i'd have something better to do but this quiz isn't like the usual ones and actually look fun . So i gave it a whack



1) Your Name: Abdul Zameer Husref

2) Your Gangster Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Zamizzle.
Hmm, i could work with that
"Yo hoe!Put cha money in the bag! This is Zamizzle you dealin with , i ain't playing!Zamizzle gna go bust up ur crib if i dunt get my money! What you brung!?!?"
Yup, could definitely work with that


3) Your Detective Name: ( favourite color and favourite animal)
Red Zebra.
It sounds like a strip joint


4)Your Soap Opera Name: (your middle name and the street you live on).
Zameer Mahir
........ i sound like a Malay dictator.......

5) Your Star Wars Name: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Husab
Star wars or terrorist???
You be the judge

"I sense a disturbance in the force Husab, Husab being the Jedi you are , you must put a stop to it"

OR

"I am Husab!!!Allahuakbar!!!Husab sacrifices for ALLAH!!BOOM!"

So Jedi.......

6) Your Superhero Name: (your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black Caramel Grande....
BCG man for short!

7) Your Foreign Name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Bsaonai
Errr....if it is a silent B i sound jap,if its a silent S im a !Kung bushman....
Lets stick to silent B



8) Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Bunny.
.....................
Dude, my goth name sounds kinky....

~Abdul Zameer Husref , Zamizzle,Red Zebra, Zameer Mahir,Husab, Black Caramel Grande,Bsaonai,Black Bunny and Z Husref signing off~

My oh my, that's a mouthful.

Hmm , perhaps im just being paranoid but a striking commonality can be noted with my latest posts and the post on a certain Magic -doing -Volley- Ball -playing someone .....
Im not going to mention any names , bryan choy, because that would be,bryan choy, so uncalled for , bryan choy,.

I mean after the 2I post,

"* This post is an edit, to make it longer, and do the last ** of school some justice. And because Zameer's post was so ** much longer than mine. And because I'm bored. *"

And the title of my post after that was "Blah, blah and wait i know this one BLAH"

For Mr. Ridiculouslylongblospot

"blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah? blah! blah BLAH BLAH?! Blah....Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah BLah BLAH BLAH BLAH blah blah blah.....Blah!!!!!! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Hmmmm,
Okay then..........
Not to mention owing me a dream of aces.


~Z Husref signing off~
=D

So haven't really done anything much today , seeing as i woke up abt 2 hours ago...
Yesterday we celebrated my bros 22nd birthday and it lasted up till 5 in the morning, besides the fact that i was stoning through out the entire thing, otherwise getting high on barbeque smoke, i think everyone else enjoyed themselves.

Im not really sure if theres EPL today,though there should be right?
All i know is that Arsenal play Spurs on the 1st. I just wish there was school the next day, especially art period , cause i so need to rub it in someones face that SPURS SUCK! And in relation to that, something im still ticked about is that my art sculpture which wasn't that great or perfect but still was nice and had alot of thought put into got the same marks as an idiot who spraypainted a box and pasted a triangle on top, and that idiot is none other then Abhiram.................

Which is why WHEN Arsenal beat Spurs, i'm going to enjoy it so much more then i would ussually.Oh i cant wait.

Other then that im not sure if im going to be doing anything else today, well only time will tell then.

Quote of the day
"If your one in a million, there are 6 thousand people just like you"- unknown


~Z Husref Signing Off~

The End.





The end of 2I'08. Two years and about a few thousand memories that are going to last much longer then that.





From the orientation camp in the begining of sec one, the "thursday afternoon soccer" gig organised by Mr Aw Yong, though he hardly ever showed up, the fun drama plays we put up during Lit, the victorian challenge,the evening of music and drama, the day Nespien Peo showed up,the 10 weeks with Mr Syazwan and Mr Lye, All of Abhirams complete insanity towards Man Utd, The Dramafest, The Class BBQ, Singing to Ms Raksha, Ms Sheka's shekanesss, the time Mdm Farrah was there the time they went to watch Pirates, the time Mdm Farrah was there again when we went to watch Narnia,





Ms Koh always being the awesome and fun teacher, All of Ms Tay's 2hr , 4hr , 6hr, 8hr , 16hr detentions. ( I got everyone except the 4 hr and 16 hr), that time i broke the stupid pen for the tablet computer and had a weekend long detention;along with sam, the first time bryan tried to do a magic tirck, way-js complete craziness (credits to bryan), thiviayans shaolin tiger thing, thiviayan becoming king of the world, me and cheng hong over throwing thiviayan as king of the world, the awesome foursome-which later became a co-orperation where me and cheng hong and sam wee were in charge and abhi became slave of the maids dogs security gurad even though he founded it,





the bi-annual zha competitions, Mr Z_bids Bi-polar disorder , the cross country thingy which Leo came in first, Mr Syazwans gig(which no one went for), The CCP with Fanny and Ms Jean and the PSC with Robert and Rebecca , the Mr Aw Yong's Lovestones humming spin thing, Playing Battelship with Mrr Aw Yong, The Paku Fish with Mr Koh Chee Kiang,Mr Chew Hwa Soon's being senile, Mr Chng and his Insanity obsession,





Mackie Neo(credits to Cheng Hong and Thivi), The Meowing from clarence and ernest, the cat ismail found which i last heard was with You Duen though i have no idea what happened to it after that, the 1 year wait for our class jersey, the inter class soccer tournament and the inter class floorball and of course the last day of school.





There are alot more but from the top of my head its what i got.





The few funniest moments that i can remember ,though there are too many of them, go somewhat like this.





During history lesson Mr Thiru caught Iggy playing with his phone and went up to him angrily then read what he was playing out loud " What the hell??? Weepingbell grew to lvl 32?" which ended with him laughing like everyone else in the class and giving back the phone.





All the lit dramatizations in sec 1 and sec 2, cheng hong , way-j and joshuas(sec 2) was the most hilarious but they didn't get too high marks cause most of the jokes were inside ones.





One part went like this.





Thivi:Why are you helping me? Im just a lowly paria?





Josh: Because , love may be blind but friendship is coulourblind!








All the times it was the Entire Class vs Nespien Peo.


One arguement that i still laugh everytime i think about is the arguement about the Vetican and how she stated that there was only 1 person living there. The thing about how we are as noisy as bull in chinashops and how we all wear billabong outfits.





For Ms Hashimahs class, the time we sat in a circle and made her sit in the middle.





All the times we made up stories and lies to Abhiram like Mackie Neo , The Holy Grail, We can read minds and we all have superpowers.





The ABZ songs





"YO YO YO


Abhis in the house


YOYOYO


Abhi is da boss


YOYOYO


Abhi rules the house


YOYOYO


yen how is the mouse!!!"





And alot more as well.





Now thinking about it 2I'08 really was an awesome class and we seriously did have many talented people in the class, firstly we have Kunal who is king of academics coming in always first in class and for the overall grade, first in LEVEL.Then we have all the third-lang ppl like Clarence, Caleb and Kunal who are all also majorly smart. We have the best actors in sec 2, Jun Hua , Gareth, Joshua, Myself, Justin, Ismail, Caleb, Sam Lee, and though Jun Hua did win the best actor cert, its not really confirmed..-.-, we have well ME , err duh, PESA guy East Zone 1st, Justin who won the National Storywriting Competition for Narnia, We havee Sam Lee who won the Kindness Award thing last year,

We have a 3 prefects thivi,naveen and nat, We have Gareth who has his drama thing going on as well as the ability to find any song on earth, We have Abhi who knows everything and anything to do with sports-who i still suspect has photograhic memory, We have Leo for cross - country , we have Iggy for Track, we have nick who has some position in NP though im not sure what,we have bryan who is vice-cap for volleyball as well as magic man, we of course have Superstar Sam Lee who can do virtually almost anything, We have the most ppl going IP like Gareth, Josh(who i know are going to be missed wayy lot by everyone), nat, marcus, caleb and someone else i think, we have infamous Chester Tan, We have Zhi Hao for dragonboat, all the band ppl who are all very musically inclined and we have of course a really nice and caring form teacher who made all this possible , Ms Tay.





So 2I ' 08 may be over and i know some of us will be in the same class next year, though not all 41 of us will be in the same class again, so though this may be over, i know that all of us are gna remember these 2 years in VS for am amazingly long time to come.









2I ' 08

(credits to Clarence for the pic)

~Z Husref Signing off~

Its a really long post so try to ignore the typos and spelling cause i really don't want to edit the whole thing.

I killed my blog, and yet here i am again. Writing, posting, procrastinating.
Was this honestly unexpected ? Truth is why in the hell would anyone end something so goddamn good? I've been thinking about that myself and i came up with an answer.

BOREDOM

That was why i killed the last blog, that is why i'm making this one.
Golly gee, aren't i a fickle minded person?
Well yes i am.

I've been told that my previous blog was stupid, funny, disturbing, written-well, done with horrible spelling and was politically incorrect.But, I'm okay with it , so i can expect many more post as such to come.

Sigh, here we go again


So i guess I've been there and back again.

~Z Husref Signing Off~

Yep, i tossed the whole "AZH out" thing