So today was suppose to be a good day, yet for some reason, plans had to be cancelled cause it was raining??????? what, you've never heard of an umbrella? So , i was stuck at home with mostly no one, and after treating myself to ,as keith wld say, a happy meal, i had nothing to do on a saturday. So i counted the coins in my drawer, i have 3.27 in coins, i came online and offline a total of 13 times, i finally memoriesed my lines, i read through the V speech many a times and flirted wih ppl ,via sms (chill just for fun) and no not jaipal, who wldnt slap me for it,i read alot of my old posts, i looked at my maths homework, then i looked away, i realised its my birthday in about a weeks time the 7th, but you dont really have to remem7ber , i mean its not l7ke my birt7day is tha7 b7g a dea7. But just in case you wan7 to ta7e no7e, its the 7th. Hmm being 15 and oh before i forget

Birthday Wishes

Firstly kenneth, whos birthday was on wednesday , happy 15th dude, just owe you one hell of a thanks for assisting me in the bastarding of every single person who walked through the doors of the CO room.All the POH stuff , getting shouted at by the conducor when my phone rang, and my conflicts with my 'best friend' and ah poh. Wldn7 have been as fun if you werent there man.

and K.I.F, keith ,hahas, whos birthday is the 1st ,which was official 26 mins ago. I think i pretty much sed all i've too on ur tagboard so just a thing to note is that 3i wouldn't be as fun if you andyour white specs weren7 there.So happy birthday and i get ee poh l to sing birthday song to you on mon.


Righ7 thats that, so where was i?Oh right boring saturday,so after much procrastinating, a tantrum and a sprained toe, i finally decided to clean my room. I'd upload the ppics of before and after but im on my mums laptop so can7. Anyways i decided to watch Slumdog online, sadly no links, so i had to go with milk. A good movie no doubt, though definitely not for the homophobic, but shows you alot of human emotion not to mention fantastic perfomances frm sean penn and james franco and e supporting cast i might mention them when i win my oscar in 7 years time. Yes ive planned it!
Hahas.

Anyway thats all that there is , sigh looks like arsenals not doing this well this season. and by not doing this well, i mean completely horrible.

God, i know we dont talk often , or at all for that matter but please give arsene wenger back his brain, if you do ill promise to prayy twice as much as i do now you know. Or at least strike alex ferguson with a lil lightning, thanks , i owe you one.
(2X 0 =?)

So today was friday had last paper , malay, might be able to pass la. Might be, then just copied notes in history.Oh and found out 3i might be going for the criket finals next thurs, okay need to start writing cheers! Haha, then was suppose to play during recess but i was wayy tired and i had to go see ernie abdullah to clear my maths books and files so there was that.Then had free periods, i mean english. Today was fun actually , kept going to canteen and eh, ppl owe me money.Shit i hope i rmrb who, oh yah! Yusof Aslam! And someone else, shit who.....Nvm i'll just claim from Berwyn, who was emo today.Muahahah! OB, which yusof told him was operation bastard.-.-

Then had rehersal, did the exercises today as well as the diff things we did, the ball thing ,the walking thing. Was quite fun, and jun hua had to learn that Jenifer OuYang cannot be stopped, the hard way.Oh lmet Linus and err Li cheh? Is it? today at rehersal, Linus still owes me his notes -.-....Think they're gna be dere next week though, possibly with glen.

Then i went for debate ALONE(Kill Ismail, and where did clarence disappear to?) but was okay la.VS won and i shared a cab with E POH L!! Hahaha

Jaipals a whackjob -.-

"WHY AREN'T YOU STUDYING!? DONT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE AN EXAM TMRW?!?!?!?HUH!? WHY NOT!?!?!? GO AND STUDY!!! WE'RE GOING ALL TO SIT DOWN ONE DAY AND DO OUR WORK!!! AT LEAST 1.5-2 HOURS!!!PLANNING TO FAIL IS IT? DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, YOUR LIFE IS IT?!"

Yeah! Cause im sure my life and future is depending on my secondary 3 CA malay paper. Please la. After all the stuff i've to through for the both of you, you honestly think you deserve any respect at all? honestly?

Godd.
I really really really hate being the youngest in my family and the constant condescending feelings towards me.Im going to be 15 in like a little over a week, i know 15 is no big deal, but im smart and old enough to make my own decisions and plan my own life, and i know you have the mentality that your'e constantly right and have made it in life somehow, but look at your designation, just stop and take a look, you're nothing, completely nothing. Youre just deluded. And now you're trying to plan my life for me?Sorry but no way in hell im going to let tt happen.

ugh.
Quiz, ismails blog.

Lets see then, i think i should get a high mark on this quiz at least
[X] Gotten detention.
DUH.Who hasnt?
[X] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
By Jenny OuYang to be honest
[] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[X] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Only once, i got away scott free all the other times.

Total: 4, hmm.no surprises

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
Not yet this year though
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late
All 3 sciences last year
[X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
It was after PSLE, still counts right?
[X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Pesvien last year.
"She said something about my summary, followed by how i should follow her example , and i was hysterical.

Total :8

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
Hah! Like they would've
[X] Texted people during class.
Almost every day?
[X] Passed notes.
LOL. Frm Kumar! To Samuel! Written by me of course,inside joke.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
For which Ms Raksha threatened to stranggle me.
[X] Laughed at the teacher.
Pesvien"you all are so mischevious, like bulls in chinashop! " Yep , i was rofl.

Total : 12

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[ X] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[X] Took pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during school hours.
Just last Monday
[X] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.
Wednesday... -.-

Total : 16

[X ] Threw something at the teacher.
Paper Ball, mr teo ee ming, primary 6, i still remember clearly.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.
Have a feeling this is gna happen again tmrw during the last 3 periods, no surprises why.
[X] Broke the dress code.
The VS dress code is so easy to break la,
[X] Failed a class.
a? Just a?
[X] Ate food during class.
I was hungry...

Total : 21

[X] Gotten a call from school.
Zameer , this is Ms Tay, why did Ms Lim tell me you and samuel broke my tablet? And then who said since its my tablet its okay.
To explain , the clip of the tablet pen , which according to Ms Koh,Mr Quek,Ms Raksha and Ms Sheka is so flimsy it can break at any second, broke while we were doing her a favour and Ms Lim, the maths one ,you know the 0.- one went , wah Ms Tays one so can break ah?You all damn jia lat you know.
[ X] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
I wish this was the case for denni 's science centre bullshit in sec 1
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
Took my brothers bag by mistake.
[X] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
Once again,yes, Pesvien.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
See previous explanation
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
Yep still her.

Total : 27

[ X] Faked your parents signature
Most recent time was last year. Hmmm, a 1 out of 25 for chem, no surprises there.
[X] Slept in class.
Took a nap on phy yesterday and almost dozed off in Malay today f
[X ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
And hell it was worthit.
[X] Copied homework
Just earlier today

Total: 31

31 /35

89/100

Wow, my first A1 this year
32/35= 91/100

WOW. A 91%.


So lets go 'politically correct' here, which is honestly something i cannot stand but come on, even im not that stupid. So today there was a little something that made me wonder. Firstly , the folding of paper planes with a certain periodical , is a great dissapointment to some. The said person, reffered to the periodical as hard work of our fellow friends, he made it sound as though it were free or something.Though the fundiong for it was $3000. Yeah you calculate, 1500 x $2. And seeing as it was a purchased item, the freedom lies with the purchaser, even if i were to buy the Queen's crown, i could shove it up anything i wanted to, cause i bought it. Secondly the use of handphones in class is well a rule that is fair i have to admit, but what was mentioned was the phrase "invasion of privacy". If you consider recording someone with a handphone a invasion of privacy, what in the hell do you consider the taking of another persons mobile phone for the offense of an invasion of privacy. Its utter rubbish. The double standard form and ageist behaviour really makes me tick.


Anyway

I know 15 facts about my friends!
The 15 people i think off first, sry if i dont mention you, buts its a tight list.

1.Samuel Lee will play soccer anytime he sees a ball, though he will tell you he won't , he will tell you hes injured, he will tell you he's just going to watch,then he will say okay nvm i'll just play keeper, then he will just have a burst of speed and stay forward. To summarise , he would try to play even if he did not have feet.Though i've to admit, one of the best guys to be friends with

2.Cherisha Revanda Halim will be the first one to tell me that my ego is so large ,shes surprised theres enough space for it and me in one country. Though on the surface she may seem indifferent and ignorant, in her deepest nature, she is one of the most caring people i know.

3.Nicole Sie is someone who can make your life amazingly fun, devestate it and then make it bright again in the duration of an hour. Shes one of those people who have a character and a back bone that others would admire, though i've no idea whats going on witth her right now, i doubt i could function without her presence.

4.Gareth Ng is the laziest person you'll find, he gives money away it grew on trees and his parents owened a plantation. Though hes the one person i can say knows as much about sitcoms, music and things that don't actually ever matter as much as i do. Hes also perhaps someone i would is honestly nice without an agenda.

5.Zaveed Husref is someone likeliest to give me the best advice i could get as well as to hit me on the back of the head for something trivial.

6.Liyana Khafiz is someone i would no doubt go to for advice on ahem certain issues, though is also someone i would run at high speed from when shes in a bad mood.

7.Zansher Husref is someone who i would get annoyed at, someone who would make me laugh and someone who would do constant stupid things, though get the job he set out to do done one way or another.

8.Chang Jun Hua maybe a hopelessly stereotypical person, though may shock you in instances you think unlikely with an act of random kindness or with something you didn't know about him.He is also someone i would get into an arguement about religion and someone who i could just talk to randomly about any subject known to man.

9.Nicole Clark is someone who would tell me the most bizzare things i've ever heard, like how shes written an original song titled incredible , though when you listen to it you find its just like
Craig Davids Unbelieveble . Though she is someone who can definitely make me laugh.

10.Bryan Choy is someone who would be amazingly dull in one instance and amazingly fun in the other, he is someone how actually has the ability to listen to me rant for an amazingly long time.Bryan Choy also claims to be 182, though im sure, hes an alien chinamen in a robot suit.

11.Nurul Farahin is someone i haven't spoken to in an amazingly long time and also someone i should talk to more often, out of the people i use to hang out with, i can safely say shes the one who has had the most growth ,character wise, and is someone i think would do well in future.

12. Hoo Xun Yi is someone who never fails to amaze me, with his views on the world. Be it posotive,negative or just plain stupid.Someone i miss hanging out with, kind of alot and though i hate Hwa Chong to the core for a certain sam tan, i think hes a fun one.Also i miss being his neighbour.

13.On the subject of neighbours, Zayd & Fudhayl are the longest neighbours i've ever had, be it the 8 years at Villa Marina or the 1 year at TaiKeng and not to mention they make real fun travelling buddies. Ahem, though they have been known to go to an Arsenal game without me.Hahahas. -.-''

14.Alif Keenan Ibrahim is someone who is as spastic if not even more then myself. Someone to try to memorize the V for Vendetta monolouge and fail horribly, he should without a doubt stick to the singing and leave the rest of it to me. He is probably one of the only people to belive in the rise of the zombies as well as to help me try to convince rifdi to grow an afro and for that ,i respect him to the best of my ability. Also, an anoying distraction in malay class.

15.Ismail Shogo is one to keep me company online late into the night seeing as his probably the only other person at awake at the time. Though he makes not as good a son as gordon does(abit weird to understand) , i think his plan is one of the most brilliant ones ever, and for someone who hates school as much as i do, its awesome. Also one to keep up with my ranting, which im grateful for.

So i spent most of my 3 free periods today, talking to Gabreiel Palai outside Mr Chias office with Bernard, though how i got there is a rather interesting story, one i intend to share. So the day begins with my uncompleted A Maths 2. Yeah so i head to the usual table everyones at in the morning and say "Eh who finish A Ma-" .Yes i stop in mid conversation, for i notcie the inevitable pink tudung sitting at the table . Shit. So i sit down to hear "Zameer, sleep upside down is it? Then morning no need style your hair" Sigh. Then she starts offering her one piece of toast to everyone before fareez comes and does the exact same thing i did . Then she says "Okay i can only have breakfast with you all tuesday morning :D" before getting up and leaving, dey....

So then first paper today was English, think i did myself justice on that one. Only question i was actually unsure of was the one in passage B, what word in the sed paragraph best explains why Amanda got angry and blah blah. The only word that i figured it could be was denial,though im not entirely sure. Vocab was easier then expected, so i sould be able to do alright lah. Though im not one to count my eggs before they hatch, im the one who waits for the guy whos good at maths to count his eggs before they hatch, then i'd just copy him.

Anyway next chemistry. I honestly gave up at the last page and started making stuff up. How many electrons does watchamacall it have? 85, 86 THEN 2. Screw chem la.utter rubbish. So then had PE. Badminton, me sam keith and bernard were playing doubls when we were suppose to be practicing the stupid lift thing, then kena do push ups. -.-. Then played more doubles with 5 people, yes, 5. Badminton quite fun. Then played soccer during recess. ahem ahem, i shant go into details about that. Pai seh much....

Then the drama starts in free period. We were walking past felicia wongs class when fareez sprays water at the windows, he and harris then run off and me and bernard continue walking. Well i had no idea what was going on so i just continued to the stairs holding the ball, the 2 idiots already rann off -.- and bernard was suppose to be beside me, then i turn and see no ones behind me, so i trail back to see bernard getting told off by the indian woman in the lab so i decide to make my presence unseen, so i find out frm beany later tt felicia said he knew who sprayed the water and if he dint own up she wld send him to chia. So after agreeing tt bernard wld just say he didnt know who did it, and bernards extreme make over in which he had to get rid of his ear stud, get a badge, belt, and socks. I follow him to look for OM and Felicia and neither is there.

Instead Mr Gabriel is sitting there and ask me and bernard what we're in trouble for. So after explaining the situation we end up talking to him for over half an hour. In which he tells me im uniquely week in bio, his twin brother is a prison officer, he loves being a teacher for the length of the school holidays, he's not married but likes diamonds and a particular part of our conversation went like this.

G"Zameer you're very scheeming aren't you?"
Z"I take great pride in that "
G"Did you ever try to wrk me over like how you do to the other teachers, ive heard a thing or 2 from someone"
Z"Maybe i did, it probably wouldn've worked. Though mr zabid did compare me to chairman mao,hitler and stallin"
G"Okay then, though i doubt your skills woul'de worked on me"
Z"Why not?"
G"Cause i've been there ,and i think im alot better at it then you are"
At this Mr Chia reappears and he says "Oh my the godfather has arrived"

Haha, though a complete odd one gabriel may be, hes incredibly nice. And then i get called in for questioning.

MRC"Eh zameer, you see who did it?"(i suppose bernard told him my name, cause if he dint, it wld just be weird)
Z"No sir i was walking on the other-
He scolds bernard about his belt and ask bernard if the guy is malay or chinese
B"I dont know i nvr see sir"
He asks me the same thing
Z"Ya i also dint see cause i was walking the other wayy when-
He interupts me again and ask Bernard how come he dint know if the perpetraitor was
B"Cause we walking the other way then the water hit us also -
He asks me the same thing though i was too bz trying not to laugh at the 3 unopened tubs of wax on his table.
B"Sir i dont know whether chinese or malay! I not racist!"
Hahaha, joke seh.

Then had physics, where people started sighting UFOs for some reason and then everyone got excited when they saw a plane. So i was like "EH LOOK!!!! GOT BIRD ALSO!!"
And of course everyone reacted with a "WWAAAAHH!!'
Sigh typical 3I.

And siol ,her common tests only start next week so there goes this weekend, though now DARSHAN BUTO got me in 2 minds.....

I'll see how it goes first i suppose, and im gna slap darshan if hes wrong.
Thats all i got for today , best to all for physics tmrw and halerh to 3i for report.

Yes yes yes , im trying to squeeze in about a term's worth of chemistry into one night having not absorbing any information beforehand.Though when you have a absent/pregnant teacher and a senile substutite for the past 2 years, and you're as diligent as i am, its nothing new.

Anyway history today was alright i suppose, nothing to be all that jolly about nor nothing to pout about.76ed home straight aft school with thivi,abhi,roy and ralph(extra much). Talked mainly bout ESP and how to escape if we were to fall trap to it, and seeing as the man in charge of it likes me as much as the pope likes satan, im pretty much screwed.

So tmrw chem and eng, just looked through the resource book for english, and i suppose its rather alright . Though chem, hmmm, hmmm. Oh i got plans this weekend though im not sure if on Sat or Sun. Eh keith also said something about his birthday so im not entirely sure either. Anyway in a feeble attempt to procrastinate more

Rules: Fill in the blanks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag people. Continue the sentence that begins with 'In', 'If' & 'When'.

1. In case of a fire you:STOP.DROP.ROLL. I also do that when i get the hiccups. Strangely, its more effective for the latter

2. If you see a dead cat on the road you:look around for Jerry the mouse.

3. When you see an aeroplane coming to crash into your house you:are in your zombie lair found below sea level, dont't worry fellow alienizers, i'll email you a map

4. In a fight, you: blame the person standing next to me then point and laugh when the people you hit first start fighting.Then i run.

5. If you're bored you: do this kind of thing on my blog

6. When you're in a relationship you: are romeo and ozzy osbourne at the same time

7. In a relationship the most important thing is: sex trust.

8. If a person of the opposite sex told you they love you:I wouldn't be surprised, then i'd say join my waiting list. Hahas.

9. When you've lost the person you love, you:give up at hide & seek and play something else.

10. In a jungle you:employ everything i've learnt from watching Man Vs Wild on discovery.

11. If you're alone & you see a person of the opposite sex crying alone you:comfort them, yes even if their fugly. Crying alone without consolation sucks.

12. When in the night and you see a fullmoon you:Howl to scare/annoy the neighbours. Then i sing Stand By Me.
"When the night has come.....and the land is dark
and the moon is the only light we'll see"
And yes, i nail the vocals.

13. In life you:kickass, rock out, and die.

14. If you could be an animal, you would be:a rainbow coloured zebra so when shogo fines me i can bite him

15. When it's raining you:try to find a fitting song on my ipod, put on the jacket and walk . Though it may look cool, i fear my ipod may suffer waterdamage constantly ,which is why under the jacket, both my hands are cupping the ipod and im thinking shit shit shit.

16. In this world, you:will rule it, make MPs rise when i give the word. In the morning YKL sweeps alone, sweeps the street PAP owns.

17. If you became a millionaire you:would go up to alot of people and smack them across the face, throw a thousand dollar bill at them and go 'get yourself something nice'

18. When you love someone, you'd think of: why i do.

19. In the toilet you:hey, thats private.Bugger off.

20. If you found out the person you love doesn't even like you, you: go to one of the back-ups.Then i'd feed someone to a cat

21. When you grow up you:will change the world

Since i've a new skin , i have to swear it in with this post. And yes i am gna do but another quiz.


Zameerology
***********FOOD-OLOGY*****

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Husref,Zameer (screw you Z is impossible)

2. A four Letter Word :Heat. AKA the thing sam pussied out of.

3. A boy's Name : Howard. Lol. AKA Loser.haha, he wld punch me if he saw this though

4. A girl's Name :Helen, hmm she shounds hot.

5. An occupation : Hoe Down Singer? Haha

6. A color : Hot Pink Siol!!!Mat much

7. Something you'll wear : Errr....oh Hat!

9. A food :Hotdog. Im awesome at this

10. Something found in the bathroom:whore. Hippo! Hot chick? gateway to HELL?

11. A place :Holland!

12. A reason for being late :Hit by a monkey

13. Something you'd shout :HALERH!

14. A movie title :Harry Potter and the Half-blood prince

15. Something you drink :Hot Chocolate. Mmmm, hot chocolate

16. A musical group:Hourglass

17. An animal :Hippo!

18. A street name :Heathrow St which co-incidentally is not found anw near londons heathrow airport, but in Hong Kong

19. A type of car :Honda NSX. Sexy .

20. The title of a song :Highway to Hell-AC/DC

In an unpreceedented move, late last night,Zameer Awesome Husref revolutionised awesomeism as he reached a stage of awesomeism so intense it could not be contained by a vessel as weak as the human body.Thus the stage of awesomeism reache the level of Alien Awesomeism, more commonly termed as Alienism.

The Alienism quickly struck many followers, and has agreed to work hand in hand with the Super Great Ismail Leader Shogo of the Project:Destroy All Schools, as well as rallying many other followers as well who would do their all to serve and defend The Alienism and abide by all the rules (yes more rules) at all points of time,currently there are a number of followers and practicers of said revoulution. And now that Zameer Awesome Husref has been named leader of Alienism , there is a new commander in chief of Awesomeism. It has fallen upon the next in line, The Brynacle.

Officer-In-Charge:
Zameer Alien Awesome Husref AKA 'The Saviour'
Vice-Chair:
Nicole Awesomely Alien Husref Sie AKA 'Hope'
&
Gordon Future Dark Lord Chua AKA 'Young One'
Secretary:
Roshan Future OIC Tan AKA 'Younger One'

Named Partners:
Brynacle Bryan Elton Coolet Choy AKA 'BBC' , Commander-in-Chief Of Awesomeism
&
Super Great Ismail Leader Shogo, Project:Destroy All Schools

Cadets:

1. Grace Super Sis Sie
2. Gwen No Name Ngoh
3. Cherisha Will Kill Me When She Finds Out (I dint really tell her anything and she hates my eccentric ideas, so shhh)
4. Samuel Tan The Bane Of Homophobia
5. Dragon Master Alex
6. Aliff Keenan Cuckoo Ibrahim
7. Mel Djiwatama Lubis Valenzuela(probably a real alien)
8. Samuel Superspeed Lee
9. Clarence Clarity Kong Mah
10. Abel Aha Chan
11. Abhiram Anoying Should Die Tesjawi
12. Justin Thrower Tan
13. Thivi Too Long Narawarsaramarasamy
14. Alaina Whack Job Haifz
15. Zul Zoo-Zoo Kifli

The rules are simple .

1. Abide by the rules of awesomeism.

2. Make it our goal in life to find said rainbow coloured zebras.

3.Vanquish all those who stand in our way.

4.Make allies though crush them if they betray us.

5.Allways write fullstops.

6.Claim victory even when you lose.

7.Be random once every week or more.

8.One day be accepted into the UN and rename the UN the new LON only we have brains now.

9.World domination. One CCA at a time.

10. The Zombie Survival Guide is our bible.

~Endex~

Thank you

Mann, i keep getting ticked. Can't wait for the day when i can finally tell them to 'MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINES' and i can just walk off.Since im just plainly addicted, im just going to do another quiz ......

Last beverage → Coke Zero. Which honestly i think ist just a more gassy coke.
Last phone call → Nikki.
Last text message → Nikki.
Last song you listened to → lovestory-taylorswfit
Last time you cried → seriously? another time? MONTHS dammit

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice →Huh?I dont geddit
Been cheated on → Yep

Kissed someone & regretted it → Hmmm, not really you know. Cool..
Lost someone special→ Yeah.not hott seh

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → In the past month? No i dont think so.
Laughed until you cried → Yeah. My ribs hurt for a little while after that.
Met someone who changed your life → Matter of fact. i think i did.
Found out someone was talking about you → Yep. Many ppl in VS.Anoying much.

How many people on your top friends(facebook/friendster) do you know in real life? → All of them.
How many kids do you want to have → 2 or 3. And im ready any time megan foxx calls.

Do you have any pets → Nope.
Do you want to change your name →Yeah, i think i've said before. I wna get rid of the Abdul.

What time did you wake up today → 12ish
What were you doing at midnight last night →Eh. Oh i fell asleep at my com, after having less then 20 hrs of sleep.
Name something you cannot wait for → Sec 3 camp. Dont know why also, but jst seems like a gd and fun experience.
Last time you saw your father→Oh, he jst walked past me. Yep there he goes.Sigh
What's one thing you wish you could change --> hmmm. The thing i told ismail jst nw,

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom --> Does thomas count?If not then no. Though i've toked to a jerry.

What's getting on your nerves right now --> UGH.THEM

What's your real name →Abdul Zameer Husref Bin Abdul Haniff

Elementary/Primary School →Ngee Ann Primary School.62'06!
Middle/Secondary School --> .Victoria School .2I'08! and soon 4I'10! And contrary to what you may hear from Yusof. no im not retaining -.-
High School- Nil. Oh and Sine and Labore.
Hair color → Black
Long or short → Short. Just cut, halerh sri nada!
Are you a health freak → Nope. Just that i bathe often

FIRSTS :
First surgery → Err. dont think i've ever had one
First piercing → Fuck you, dont bring that up
First best friend → First? Err Micheal Sang.Yep his real name, hmmm wonder where he is now...
First sport you joined → Track
First pet ->Errr i think it was a parrot or something
First vacation -->Err Jakarta? Or was it melbourne?

CURRENTLY :
Eating →Marble chocolate
Drinking → Coke Zero
Waiting → For second half. sigh Ashahavin not much of an impact la.Shits

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? → Dint i just answer this earlier?
Want to get married?→Yep.Maybe someday
Careers in mind? →something in Law,Psychology or a Writer,Actor.

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → No just asked a stranger to tell me how to get to sesame street.
Drank Wine/Beer/alcohol → Ya la. Like your so perfect.
Lost glasses/contacts → Yep. And no they weren't mine , in fact i almost lost syafiqs glasses last on fri
Ran away from home → Whatever.
Broken someone's heart → Yeah. One of the times i felt real bad, the other one was my own safety.Who wld knew crazy ppl get broken hearts when u tell them ur nt into girls, which i am btw
Been arrested → .Nope
Cried when someone died → Nope.Harsh isnt it?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → . Completely. Without a doubt
Miracles → Hmm. No i suppose not
Love at first sight → Yeah
Heaven → Please la
Santa Clause → No
Kiss on the first date→Hell yeah, though depends on the other person la
Angels → .Rubbish

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :


Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → Hmm. not girlfriends. but dated.

Do you believe in God? → No . No i dont. Judge me if you will.But at least i safely say i dont. Some people who claim to, and lecture you to, when they themselves do stuff that is nt allowed by their sed religion. You either do or you don't . You don't go halfway.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not rlly sure.But as far as i know off really, parents just pulled my name out of thin air. And it turned out to be awesome. But like i said, as far as i know.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Months ago i suppose.Why does eevryone ask this question????

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Nope.I detest it. When it comes to this, i safely admit i am freaking jealous of Sam.Who copies history notes at a super fast speed, in super neat long-hand.sigh.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?
Chicken probably.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Nope, though i do wna someday. A boy , then a girl. Then another boy. The first boy shall be named Zinedine Mikael Husref or Zizou Shual Husref, The girl would be Leia Rose Husref or Loretta Rose Husref, and the youngest boy would be Zakaria Lalden Husref or Samael Z Husref.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably not, causee i would probably be mean to me.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yep.Everyday of my life.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes i do, and youu stay away from them dammit!

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Hmmm, i honestly dunno,it has to be a spur of the moment thing.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Kellogs Frosties. I could eat it any time of the day, and matter of fact.I do.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Hmmm.Nope.Never rlly occured to me

12. DO YOU GO BY YOUR FIRST MIDDLE OR LAST NAME? OR NONE OF THE ABOVE?
Middle and last.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Baskin & Robins Cookies and Creame.
NEED.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
The way they speak, and yes that is also how i judge them.

15. RED OR PINK?
Hmm a tough decision , though on the whole. i think red.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Hmmm.My height. sigh

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Hmm.Many people to be honest.I can't just place my finger on one i think.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Yeah i suppose. Just want people to waste their time i suppose.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black pants & no shoes.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Twsit in my story-Secondhand Serenade


22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
I would be red. Cause red crayons are the best.Yay me

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Coffee beans and shampoo

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Nikki


25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Yeah, though not as much as i like her amazingly cute children


26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Soccer then tennis

27. HAIR COLOR?
Black though i wna dye it

28. EYE COLOR?
Blackish

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope. Though i'd proly need them soon, i did look cool in syafiqs glasses.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary Movies!Yay.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Rock N Rolla. Its flippin cool.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple and orange.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.Thus i hate singapore.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Kisses.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
See questtion 13.

37. IF YOU COULD MAKE A WISH?
Immortality


38. WHAT (in general) BOTHERS YOU THE MOST?
Waiting. As in waiting for anything in total.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Mockingbird ans Midsummer Nights. Story of my life.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Don't have one , on laptop

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Dont remember entirely.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S):
The sound of music

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
THE BEATLES.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Europe.

45. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Errr. I dun rlly noe?I guess im rathery artsy-fartsy. Oh i can fly too.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?.
NUS Hospital.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Dunno. anyone who blogs really.

48. WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Dont have one, dude im 15?

1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?

Im alright with beatles, but ill prolly mistake it for a cockroach so i'll run around screaming anarchy after forgetting that i have an exit in my toilet then i'll run out, get a newspaper, pest spray, a shield, and try to do battle with sed cockroach(beatle)ill then panick and throw the paper at it if it comes near me before eventually spraying at it till it gets dizzy, then i'd crush with the shield, which is when i realise its a Beatle , then i'd think of The Beatles and then sing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.

2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I would sing as though it was my gig, then when the song is over .I'll go in front of my mirror and say "Thank you, thank you .You guys are great. Aight this next one is an original piece i wrote myself, and it goes out to all your girlfriends.Then i'd start singing my original song sweet child of mine, which is in actuality by GnR


3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
Depends on the person la..If someone smartish i'll just pull out some corny shakespeare shit or soemthing, if its a bimbo(probable) i'd just say think like a himbo and if it was someone i knew well who i recently developed a crushed on, i'd then go over there and talk about "pick up lines and how they dun rlly work" - though that does.


4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Hmm.Slowly but surely steal all their oxygen and enjoy the suffocation of deadly sinners!


5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Hmmm, get up go "im okay" and continue walking.Paiseh much.Oh and i wouldn't look back, as like if i was in a group i would just walk forward.


6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Hmm . sounds like a monday morning for me. Copy either Darshan , Sam,Yong Siang or someone smart la.


7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Why in the hell is you breath so bad? Do you not own a toothbrush? Or are u simply so stupid your un-aware of how to operate it?



8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Autograph it and the highest bidder gets it.


9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Hah.Please, Im Zameer Husref


10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Wow. This rlly sucks , like srsly.But its cool, ill wrap it back and give it to u next year.

11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Shit,whats this dudes name again?

12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?

Hmm, why the hell is mickey mouse wearing gloves all the time?Ou a girls looking at me, hmmm , maybe i'll ask her. Though she strikes me as a goofy fan more then a mickey, stupid bitch.Mickey is awesome, im gna flip her off the next time she looks here.

Lol this is hilarious
credits to Way G.
Yeah, its on purpose

Yeah the guy is prolly gay though,Siigh.Though like i sed, credits to way g.

HOLY SHIT .... WOAH WOAH WOAH. OKAY A BAT JUST FLEW STRAIGHT INTO MY HOUSE AND RIGHT PAST THE COM. yes i did run and jump around like a little freak . But that thing was trying to kill me!!!!! Okay that may be exagerating it a little.But freaky shit.I hate BIRDS, how do you think i feel about BATS?

Eh i feel wayy too tired too actually post about today. Im tired for some reason, and i wna watch AI so i can do chem later. Well i will glance through. Wll i will look at the book. Well i might open the book. Fine i'll prolly fall asleep in 1o minutes. Oh i did cut my hair though.Yep again.

So today was Total Defence celebrations, had five different games . The games weren't exactly fun, 3i made it fun. haha. "3..2...1...E POH L!!!!" . We did that every 5 minutes or part thereof, First game was price is right. Akmal aced it . Hot sehh *coughs* though me and sam gave alot of answers*coughs* . Haha, no what i mean is it was a class effort*that i helped with alott* okay. Ego stop. And go. So beat 3j in that game . "3..2...1...E POH L!".

Next game was some obstacle course thing. Played in that one, with me was keith , bernard and yusof. So no need to say how fun it was.Keith wayyy blur though.

The order was yusof tied to me, im tied to bernard, bernard tied to keith. So when climbing the bench.

Y:Okay leg by leg.
his left leg, then his right which is tied to my left. so next should be my right which is tied to Bernards left, then after that his right tied to keiths left. But when im doing my right, keith does his left oso.lol. So bernard couldnt move, haha. Anyway won tt game as well, though i injured myself falling down. Man i've sufferred for my art. Sigh.

"3...2...1...E POH L!"

Then what was next. Oh the stupid throwing ball thing!
Lol i dint even get the game all i know is pass to jason, then a floorball hit me in my head. -.-
Lost tt. Then err, oh the blindfold letter game. So at first it was agreed that Fareez was suppose to be the only one shouting to Natas, but in the end everyone was shouting. Though i wasn't shouting at Natas, i was shoutint to Abhiram , who was in the other class. Who actually listened to me.Haha.

"ABHIRAM IN FRONT IN FRONT IN FRONT! NO BACK BAKC BACK!!!!"

Haha joke. then my voice like damn chao siah. Meanwhile while everyone was shouting at Natas, He was shouting "where fareez!?where fareez?!"
And fareez was right in front of him shouting "here lah buto!"
LOl.

"3..2...1... E POH L!"

Lost that game as well, though 3h cheated, then mdm ernie complained to Mr Maran like some small girl like that. Haha.

Last game , againts 3d? You duens class so i think it was 3d, not sure also. Won that one, kept starting from me and sam. Haha, ownage.

"3...2....1...E POH L"

So in the end won three games out of five and drawed for 2nd place. While 3j came in first. Though we're the only class to beat 3j, so we're the best of the seconds. Hott sehh.

So anw rest of the day was rather mundane, free period today had 5 people even though Yusof went for a match. ahem ahem. hahas.Nvm next time we get more people. So then had 3 periods of A MATHS.................................... oh though i find out i can retake all my test, so not bad. And tfu is 30% of ca, while hw is 20% which means tests is all 50% so if i do well in the retests ,still can make it.

Then after school i simply digressed from going home early. Met way-j doing detention and recited to him the V speech! Which i wrote down in chem class frm memory and word 4 word baybehs!!!!

Then 76ed home with GORDON!!!! The awesomest sec 1 in the world , haha. And yes i made him take the pledge of awesomeism, sry brynacle but hes next in line for commander-in-chief.Mhmm. He has potential that one does.

And before i forget.

Birthday Wishes

Firstly Happy Birthday to Norris, whos birthday fell on Valentines Day. Which is kind of surprising since, well its Norris.Happy 14th birthday, with a simple msg. Youre the only junior in CO, who shall be spared when i get world domination

Next Happy Birthday Angelique whos birthday is this weds, haven't toked in wayy long, though i did rmbr your birthday.If you happen to pass by my blog sometime, tag and we'll catch up dude. Happy 15th with the simple msg, i know im hard to forget. I make an impression on everyone.

And last and in this case defnitely LEAST. Hahas. No i shan't be mean today. Happy Birthday Bobby Chang, Chinamen, Mr Zhang, JH and Rip Curl Bag Guy.As anoying as can be sometimes, you've been an awesome friend for the past 2 years and i think i owe you alot? Anyways happy 15th with the simple msg, pure blood singaporeans are a conspiracy theory , i mean, thanks for everything and your awesomeness is impressive.


Yeah thats all for now

~EEE POHHH LLL!!~

Rightoo

So anws din't do much today except fiinish up my HW(Yeah right) ,memorise my lines (well to be fair i did bother to look at the script),memoris the V speech(almost got it ),say hi to my parents who came back from their valentine getaway in KL(just another excuse to go KL) and go haig rd for lunch, real best satay in spore. Screw fat mans! Anws got this quiz which is actually a facebook note, but blogging seems more me.

USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Be sure to tag the person you received it from!

1. Where is your cell phone?
Hell.Its fucked up , so yeah. and yes im gna be explaining my answers and i also do know that kind of beats the point but hey, its my blog

2. Your significant other?
Nil

3. Your hair?
Thick

4. Your favorite thing?
Female
(haha)
5. Your dream last night?
censored
(haha. again)

6. Your favorite drink?
Err how do you write rootbeer float in one word?
RootBloat

7. Your dream/goal?
President

8. What room you are in?
Enterteinment

9. Your hobby?
Arguing

10. Your fear?
Perfection

11. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
There.
(Okay i honestly had no idea what to say. you caught me)

12. Where were you last night?
Town

13. Muffins?
Waffles?

14. Wish list item?
PHONE!!!

15. Where you grew up?
S'pore
(Villa Marina to be exact, the yellow condo opposite VS.Occupated from 1999-2008)

16. Last thing you did?
.
(Get it?)

17. What are you wearing?
Clothes.
(nailed it)

18. Your TV?
Mine.

19. Your pets?
None

20. Friends?
Awesome

21. Your life?
Cynical

22. Your mood?
Alright


23. Missing some one?
Yep
(More then one person, and just friends la. )

24. Car?
Underaged

25. Something you're not wearing?
Tong

26. Your favorite store?
Starbucks

27. Your favorite color?
Red

28. When is the last time you laughed?
Today

29. Last time you cried?
Months

30. Who will be tagged?
All

31. One place that I go to over and over?
Parkway

32. One person who emails me regularly?
Abhi


33. Favorite place to eat?
Chillis

` end `
Hold on i got another one, and well this one ppl are going to be shaking heads and "aiyoh"ing me for but ahhh nvm

NOT STUPID
Its upon 132 points.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(tried lah. Then slapped the idiot who asked me to try. -.-)
() Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(Do you rlly wna noe?)
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skippd School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR:10

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( x) Been Snowboarding
(does it count if it wasnt on a snowboard?)
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE of Facebook
(xx) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR:17

Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(google the definition of abusive before you go 0.0 , and the types they have)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 23

Level 8
(x ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 27

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 32

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 35

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR:39

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 41

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 43

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(grand theft auto)
() Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(i just find the concept rlly rlly cool)

SO FAR: 47

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(Lol just got lost on ystrdy)
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World.
Whats opp of spore?
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 51

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(man i suck)
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(hey in my defence there were nice colours!)
( x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(Ask bryan or sam, at bedok macs tt time for breakfast.)

SO FAR: 56

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(isnt as romantic or corny as it sounds, but sam and jh wld rmbr my whole "i love rain" phase, which later became "i hate rain". Level 2 question 2)

SO FAR: 60

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(family)
() Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 62

Level 19
() Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
(o.o)

SO FAR:64

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR:65

Level 22
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR:67

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
( SOMEONE had issue huh)

SO FAR:70

Level 24
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
() Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House.
(x ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(fine i admit)

SO FAR:71

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(though i always wanted to)
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 72

Level 26
() Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(vice-versa?)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( a monkey named abhiram)

SO FAR:74

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(I turned down the offer, though i should watch out for cyber pedos. For as fun as it can be to act as though u actually belive they are a 15 year old KC girl named Serah, when its kind of obvious its a dude. They are somewhat dangerous)
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(ask my bro bout the second last one, and nikki bout the last one. Hmm, i seem emo)

SO FAR:78

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
() Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(most recently, sorry brenda)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself
(Not its not how it sounds, i was joking about bein emo in class in err sec 1 and i was like. hmm wld it actually hurt if i did cut ? so one stupid act later. Yes it does hurt, dont try -.-)

SO FAR: 81

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(always wanted to)
(x ) Had A Cavity
(sec 1. BOOO)
(x ) Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 84

Level 31
() Been Used
() Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(i bit my brother when i was err 5? He changed the channel during the powerrangers movie, at that time. The pink ranger was a goddess, and i had an issue with biting)

SO FAR: 86

Level 32
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x ) Flattened someones tires
(dint work that well. Though tthivi has.LOL)
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

SO FAR:87

Hmmm 87 out of 132?
A 66? Only a b3? Hmm . sigh.
More ppl please to this quiz , i wna see where im at.

~Im Out~

THE HUNDRED


Well, no i didn't have a hundred valentines, in truth i had err like half of a valentine. -.-. But just for all to take note, this is my 100 post. So everyone please get up and do the best irish jig you've ever done, cause Zameer Husref officially has wayy too much free time. Anyway lets get down to the days events. For there were quite a number.
First let me just say this valentines was in no wayy like the previous , eh, oh rite 2. So i was expecting it to bee kind of boring but it turned out to be fun. So it begins with me waking up at 7 ,which, despite what bernard or keith say bout eleson, i still blame keith for.So he tells me meet at dhoby gaut 830. So i get there at like at 835, and keith says go control station, oni got one in dhoby gaut. So soon after i realise, there are 2. And they're at the other one.So i make my way there to find only Solihin, who i dint even noe was going. lol. So keith and herman come back in a while and i hear something i wld not have expected. Keith wanted to cut his hair botak. Sigh.

So then i hear, we're going Serangoon.Yes after taking a close to 15 minute train ride from Serangoon, i hear we're going back there. Idiots. And Bernard who assisted in orchestrating this event, lived close to serangoon and was meeting us dere. Idiots. Then Akaml came, and brought up a good point . Why in fact are we going to Serangoon if we're going to Cedar fiesta?So Keith calls Bernard and says "Eh im sick of this! Sick of it! Im going Kallang!". Sigh. So Bernard said hewould meet us at cedar. Oh and where was Eleson?SLEEPING. He didn't even come. So from Upp Paya Lebar, to Serangoon to Dhoby Gaut and almost back to Serangoon, we go to Kallang.And from there we figure out how to get to Cedar though Sol was the oni person who knew the way and he wasnt even sure. So we finally get to Cedar and see Bernard and he greets us in a typical manner.( _l_ -.-_l_)So after entering Cedar, we decide to go eat Breakfast. And Bernard says, go back like 15 minutes only.We ended up spending over 2 hrs there. So we then proceed to the next dillema, we didn't have any tickets and they all cost 10 bucks which no one wanted to pay.So Keith called his cedar friend, as did bernard, and herman, and solihin called his cousin. So we cld get bout 2 free tickets i think. So we went back to cedar where keith met some sec one he knew and gave us a ticket. Then someone else got a ticket and i was like shit lah, i still dont have when i hear "Zameer?"
I turn and see praseeth and i was like "Hey man whats up?"
He then tells me his sister is in cedar and he has extra tickets . haha!So we met some seniors i think or Ex VS ppl or whoever they were who told us to go for the Haunted Dungeon . And we see the waiting time for it is 45 minutes. And its $5 per person, so we just went to the queue and the cedar girl was like , pay ready? And me and Herman answered a simulteineious yes. so we decided to go walk around first and well there wasn't really anything much to do , except just get more free stuff, that wasn't suppose to be free.But no one seemed to know what anyone else was doing so yeah. We decide to go back to the haunted dungeon and yes we waited 45 mins. Which was actually fun lah. Cause Keith and Bernard were there, crazy they are, especially Keith. Though i won't say i dint contribute to the shouting , "girlymans!", random E POH L, and or others. So after playing with a balloon this girl comes up to me , smiles and waves. And im like. Err ??? And she gives me this blank face, and goes you don't rmbr me? So i take a good look, definitely not one of the exes. Phew on tt anws. But she was like, Im brenda? From ngee ann?
So i go.Ohhh Brenda! You look different! And i turn away to Herman to whom i say , I've no idea who that is 0O.

So a quick phone call to Cherisha and she reminded me who said Brenda is/was. So she passes by and i go "Hi Brenda!" -.-. Thx Sha, anws finally got in to the Haunted Dungeon, and of course we were completely bastarding everything. So some chick asks us to listen to a ghost story which was written all over the room, and she goes "Can someone read aloud?!" And well, of course i did. So it was this really corny ghost story la. So we go to the next room, where the 'haunting' occurs and the first thing is a gorilla statue. And i shout "Thiru!" Anws there are like black bag hanging on lins all over the place so its like a path were suppose to walk and of course there ae ppl hiding behind the sheets, so there was this ball hanging on a string which was a very bad makeshift skull, that i took and threw full force into the sheet and yes , an "OW!" came frm inside, though it was covered since at that precise moment someone shouted Girlyman! So then we had to after much shouting , me pulling a feather duster from someone and throwing it at another person , crawling under a table and much anoying laughter, that was it for the haunted dungeon.

Lol. So after a few other stuff we decided to get out of there. But let me jst state the ppl i saw there. Nirrad,Praseeth,Farhan(well he was actually with us,no idea where he went aft tt) Brenda, Suriya,David, Nicole Lee, Siti, Naufal, sec 2 malay prefect dude, that fat malay girl in my primary sch tuition, Bjorn and Micheal. Though i made a new fren . haha

So we went to Kallang leisure watchamacallit place, and went to arcade and messed arnd for a bit, played Daytona. Sigh. Then had lunch , then i had to chow and leave them to bowl since i promise Alaina i wld drop by Zuls party even if it were for a lil while oni, i spent like 2 hours there as well -.- And lets just say.YAY ME. Haha, got one of my three objectives done, though did have a near scary event that happened , and no i shant go into details bout tt. So after explaining the rules of Door Slides and Sam Tan Dare List. We agreed on a date for both events which im looking forward too. So i had to leave aft tt to meet up with bro, roshan and his parents since they wanted to go for dinner. So went town and ate at pastamania at cineleisure where i was holding my nephew and i hear a
"Eh zameer"
So i turn arnd, look up and lo and behold, Mr Munir -.-. With his brother , on valentines day. SIGH. so he asked if roshan was my brother and i sed no nephew. So he introed me to his brother who was nowhere near as tall as him, though asides from the braces they did look alike. And i asked where his valentine was, the reply was typical of munir.

"Too many too choose from lah.Not like you, use your nephew to pick up chicks in town"

Lol. So anws , aft tt we jst decided to walk arnd orchard on valentines and wow, the ppl nvr fail to amaze me. Be it child singers, Chinamen selling roses, Mats who think they're resteferian , fugly ppl giving free hugs, tiger airways chanting a song, more chinamen selling stuff, ppl selling a new energy drink(which actuually tasted gd), and a chinawomen selling well herself? So anyway one chinamen approched me with a box of rosese and went "Harlo!" and to which i replied "Hi ! Ok Bye!" In a simmilar accent. So then went to find decent coffee following which decided to head home. So this valentines turned out to be surprisingly fun i suppose. Though i wldnt've mind staying longe rite Zul? Hahas.

Anws its 12ish and im lazy to edit so screw typos, i have money.

~Zameer A Husref out for the 100th time and hopefully another hundred to come~

Though i know Jenny OuYang is going to try to shoot me for this. And yes OuYang, not AwYong cause shes not in anyway related to Mr Denni AwYong. I mean come on, opposites attract to a certain extent. Anyway , I know Jenny OuYang is going to hate me for this but instead of memorising my lines for SYF, after watching V for Vendetta for the err 38th? time or something. I just decided im going to make it a short-term goal for me to memorise the the starting speech that hugo weaving gives and that entire scene, for those who've never watched the movie A.K.A people who should be shot, the lines go as such

Evey: Who are you?

V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey: Well I can see that.

V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey: Oh, right.

V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?

V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.

So the first step isto read it which excellent fluency which im working on right now. Hmmm, and i think i might have it down soon enough.
So i'm gna try recording my reading soon enough and if it sounds as awesome as it does in my head, then i'll post it.

In the meantime, eventhough i think its one of the most awesomest movies of all time, when someone does something like this and comes off succesful in making ppl laugh, i've to give a thumbs up i suppose. So check out this video, funny much.



Halerh.

~Z A H~

So it appears, that time is catching up with me.Neigh, i do not refer to my age in present context, but simply to the subject of Maths as a whole. A and E. Both of which, haunt my dreams, as well as my reality.I simply realized how much I've been failing in the class tests , and perhaps now its finally come into the range or , for better word, eye of the tiger. And the tigress has prepared to pounce. And myself, the noble rainbow colored zebra, has begun to run. Though in nature, contrary to some narrative passages, the tigress almost always wins. And in this case,i doubt it would be any different.

So today began with the study of Arts outside of my linguistic comfort zone, led by the jolly squirrel, who gave up the art of , gathering nuts halfway through and decided to lead the pack in the art of boggle. Yes boggle. Then, once it reached winter. I returned back to the herd, in range of the very same tigress. Who went through methods that merely added to my confusion, in the arts of Maths. So much so i hung my head and decided not to maintain eye contact.

So after a trip to the watering hole , we re-assembled for the Bossy Beaver's period. And by period i mean the type that make them moody, which i think the beaver constantly experiences. So just attempted to stay awake through my restlessness.I somehow succeeded , and in a previous task given by said beaver. I manged to hit the pass mark. On the dot i did. My rainbow stripes glowed a little when i found out, seeing as how the Beavers topic is alien to me.

Then we had the bears lesson where he made us sit for another obstacle course. Though i think may have just touched the pass line once again on this one. I suppose.So then i had the forest of books to tend to after.And much to my dismay , today the Dark Warlord Woman was in charge. Though I'm not entirely sure what curse she had cast today, for she actually seemed nice. Though i know her kind, and they always have motives. I mean always.

And that was it for my day. A day in the animal kingdom, was not much different from a day in school. Just goes to show doesn't t it.

~Rainbow Zebra Husref~

So today was for some reason more fun then epected for a weds. Started with err what again? Oh right physics, oh man i dont think i did myself justice on the SPA but should be quite alright la. At least i got the table marks and the first one right so fingers crossed la. Then MT, lol i din't do anything but get my shirt stammped by an indoneisian, who i am so going to slap. Then cikgu ask me why i didn't copy i said im waiting for her to finish explaining everything then i'd copy. Then she was like okay i wna see , then when the bell rung she was like "All those who have finished can leave" Then i walked away and was like "Bye cikgu" and she replied "Okay bye bye!:D"

-.-Sigh

Then our class played againts 3j and sec 4s , Yusofs goal was cool. Sams as well .Dont remember the others though. Then had Mdm Ernie,Matrices are nowehere near as tough as Logs.PHEW. Oh also Mrs OuYang told us that our class and 3B would be going for a neccessary stage play on the 26th. Surprise surprise. Though i honestly might be the only person in class who actually wants to go. Hmmm.

Then in EL. The fun started. Yusof and keith came to sit at the back with bernard, behind me and samuel . So after Yusof chair got confiscated he asked me "Eh you got any weapon to poke hole?" And strangely enough i did. So he poked holes in his waterbottle and sprayed at keith, then keith followed and spratyed back at him. Then sam followed and sprayed at them both then he sprayed at me, so i joined in and sprayed at Keith and Sam since me and Yusof have a permanent Pakistani alliance i didn't spray him. Then we al formed a treaty and sprayed at Raghu. Then he complained to E POH L, who came and asked whats going on. So mine yusofs and bernards bottle disappeared, sam tried to finish drinking his and keith just held his there. So EPL took keiths bottle and realised it had a hole, and went "Oh no wonderr" and started spraying keith. LOL. Then he asked sam if he had a bottle while sam was drinking and no one could stop laughing when sam said no and he belived.
Joke.

Aft sch went Macs before Mr Rezal with the 3i peeps. Met natas,aiman and hazique there and discussed bout berwyns position. Hmmm, and Varuns going to be getting quite a few calls today i suppose. Haha. So then had Mr Rezal, met a few people from last year today, dont realy rmbr their names but i've labbled them as such.
1)Bubbly RGS girl
2)Curly hair Luqmans brother, Zulri is it?
3)Zarah i think.
4)Siti's brother
5)Bedok north guy
6)Bedok North girl 1
7)Gwen " "2
8)bedok something guy
9)Endys sister

And about number 9. Endy? The sec 4 prefect dude you know, curly hair with glasses? Yeah him, and my oh my. His sister looks exactly like him. Though she does seem more sociable.

Yep thats it.



No seriously, thats it

Today was a tuesday, yes it was. Lets start with A Maths then. I officially detest Logarithms. Officially, wait i don't detest them. I despise them, i find them revulting and not to mention screwed. Sigh. Mdm Ernie talks alot.Like ALOT. And she just goes on and on and on and on and on and on. Sigh. Then had the one period of chem. In which i attemptted not to utter a word for the entire lesson, after what happened yesterday. I like to give some people the false pretence that i actually take advice. Then PE.Short Put.....Sigh . Oni got 1 point and not very surrprising. Aiyo i think i kind of messed up track and field though l.Didn't do 2.4.-.-. My 100m was nonsense, High Jump was gd i suppose(1.33 or something) . Long jump was alrite la(2). Short Put was nonsense(1).

Then played soccer during reccess. Harish(or however u spell) damn funny. I collided into him and was like "Eh you kay not?" Then after giving me a blank stare for close to a minute he goes "Very hott lar" Lol.

The had 3 free periods. Majorly fun , haha. Bernard found out about his watch finally and the sec 2 sport class play any sport with wayy too much seriousness, even if its just 5 ppl kickikng anrd in a narrow space in front of the riffle range.Haha. And they all have damn bad sync. Can't even shout Ee Poh Lam or EPL together so it came out as "E!" "POH!" "L!"
-.-

Then ended the day with Physics, and even though Yusof and Bernard gave us a speech about paying attention and doing homework so as not to retain, Yusof and Herman fell asleep during Physics. Joker. Mr Imran damn laidback anyway . Cool much. And got the weight,mass and density test back. Got a 9 out of 10 baybehs,And my oni mistake was that for some reason i gave my last answer in standard form O0, Which is weird, seeing as i got a 1 out of 10 for the first test.Hmmm.

So aft school wasted an hour before finding out there was no rehersal today.So Me, JH and Sam decided to go do something and typical fake china boy suggested bowling, being able to come up with nothing better. I agreed. Met Herman at the bus stop and he ended up coming with us.Lol.

Me:"Eh ask Herman come ah"

Sam:"Herman, want go bowling not?"

Herman(In deep thought)"Eh i don't mind siaaa"
....typical

And man i played even more horibly then i ussually do, which isn't very good. I mean even CH could do better then my (undisclosed) score today. And THAT is saying something. So after 'playing' pool for another half an hr , walked to BK before heading home. When i checked the Class Blog and rmbrd that there was A Maths HW. Then i realised my A Maths 1 was still missing. So i haven't done it yet.

Hmmm.Procrastinate much?

Oh oh oh i did watch heroes though and this weeks episode is Awesoome.(My catchphrase :D)

~Z A H~

Story for Jane still nowhere close to done.
Sigh.

So something just popped into my head, a few days ago. A friend of mine asked me a question that i could not really give an answer to.

"Whats your favourite song?"

Though his was some Amazed thingy by Trademark, i honestly couldn't decide.Which was when i realised i don't have a favourite song.Different songs mean different things to me.Being one of those people who actually belives music can say the world, i honestly dubb it imposibble for me to just pick one favourite song of all time. So i instead came up with categories for the songs that i can't live without .


Song That Always Cheers Me Up:
Build Me Up Buttercup-The Temptations



Song That Always Makes Me Laugh:
One Week-Barenaked Ladies



Song That I Could Listen To Everyday Without Getting Tired Of:
Sweet Child O' Mine-GnR



Song That Makes Me Think I Can Do More:
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds-The Beatles



Song That I Find Has A Beautiful Melody:
Here Comes A Regular-Paul Westerberg & The Replacements



Song That I Find Has Beautiful Lyrics:
Follow You Into The Dark-Deathcab For Cutie



Song That I Think Was Redone Amazingly By Another Artist:
Stronger-Ben Deignan(cover)



Song That Makes Me Feel So Totally Badass >;D :
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana



Song Thats Currently Stuck In My Head(subject to change once every 3 days):
August Is Over-We The Kings



SongS That Will Never,Ever,Ever,Ever Be Forgotten:
Hey Jude-The Beatles



Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin




Thats all the categories i got.
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Keiths idea, typically.

~Z A H~


So im really bored, read chem for abit then i started to disintergrate so i thought it was best tt i stop.
So i decided to do a quiz.
These things nvr get old.

Q1. If you had 3 wishes, what will that be?

Hmmm, i've given up on the theory of Rainbow coloured zebras so sigh. Err at this point of time , the questions to all my Os papers,, yep the questions not the answers, cause memorising the answers wld be difficult. So jst the questions and while everyone else is studying ill just be findin out the model answers.Next, I'd want the ability to do 'something',no not a superpower or anything just something that i constantly wish i cld do. And err lastly I'd ask for unlimitless musical talent.

Q2. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?

Hmmm, very often. At times i think we're all just like an atom in something much more grand and if anything we do even matters or not.Like maybe we're all so miniscule like like a charge of a neutron, that were negligible. Told you i was doing chem.haha

Q3. Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?

Hmmm, afraid not so much as curious i suppose. Since many people are planning my life out for me, whether it is the way i want or not.I'm just very curious where i'll stand in future.

Q4. Would you change yourself for the person you love?

Everyone does whether they say they will or won't , ahem someone i know is a perfect example of that.

Q5. Do you believe in love?

Even though she dosent belive in love,

Hes determined to call her bluff,

Who could deny this butterflies,

theyre filling his gut.

Yeah i do

Q6. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

Hmm. Depends on the reason the person is making me wait i suppose, as long as it takes if its valid and if its in the case of the person i referred to at Q4.Unlike the person who waited , about a minute

Q7. If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?

Sigh, dateback to june last year?

Q8. Is there anything that made you unhappy these day?

Hmmm. Not really , more annoyed and sometimes pissed but nt really unhappy as in sad.

Q9. Do you get butterflies in your stomach whenever you're around the guy/girl you like?

Hmm,in previous cases.Now not so much. Weird isnt it

Q10. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?

Mhmmmmm. Sucks.

Q11. Who are currently most important to you?

Err the cliche answer la..

Q12. Have you ever wanted someone, but you knew you couldn't?

Yep. No i shan't go into details.

Q13. Are you happy with your life?

Contented would be a word i use. Or satisfactory.

Q14. Would you give your all in a relationship?

Yep, im one of those people.

Q15. What type of friends do you like?

Those who are open to doing stupid things for the sheer fun of it, able to speak fairly well and a good sense of humour.

Q16. Do you often wish there was something you could change?

I would change many many things with the world. Fixing all the broken systems, starting with the justice one.

Q17. What will you look at first when you first set eye on a guy/girl?

Errr legs? Haha, mmm prollly . Or maybe face.

Q18. If your lover betrayed you, what will be your reaction?

Betrayed me as in? depends on my mood , if i was in a good mood, prolly jst swear and stalk off though if i was in a foul mood. someone wld be fed to a cat

*cue evil laug*

Had err a family day? at the beach today. Expecting it to be kind of boring since my nephew

wasn't going,
but turned out to be quite fun.
After reading 'Scenes for Young Actors' for abit my dad started this game which was complete nonsense, the one where each person says a line or 2 and the next person has to continue a story so it went like this.

Dad:Ali & Mutu were at the bus stop when Mutu turns to Ali and says, lets go eat vegetarian food.

Mum:And they lived happily ever after, but before that

Zav:They decided to go the beach .

Sis:Where they met theyre friends Tom & John.

Me:Then ali,mutu,tom and john turned to the ocean as ali shouts "Oh my god whats that?!"

Zan:"Cause they saw a megaladon!"

Goes back to my dad and hes like

Dad:"0.0. I thought they were suppose to go get food? And what in the world is a megaladon????Haiyoh, if u all writing compo i wld've failed all of you"

lol. So after coming up with the idea for the game he was the only one to lose track of the story.
Then after a short debate bout the bible,quran and religion as a whole he came up with another game. Guess the tune each person was humminh and had to be from a TV Show.

Dun rmbr what he did. But one thing i do rmbr was Sis humming a barely audible tune and everyone is like whats tt? And she goes One tree hill? At whch my brother goes no lah its not like tt! And does his own version of I dont wanna be, which is audible but equally horrible.

Sigh.

So anyway,

Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday to Roy firstly whos birthday was err wait when again? Last week if i rmbr right. Which im not sure if i do, or was it this week..eh i think it was this thursday... Hmmm. Anyways, happy birthday! And sry we dint go with you , but nvm treat us cake next year! hahas

Next. Ugh. Happy Birthday to Abhiram .
Though i find it amazingly hard to belive your actually older then me and already 15, since you have the brain of a 6 year old. But i have to say,even though ur the most anoying thing on the earth, my life would have alot less enterteinment if you werent as gullible as you are, so thanks for that and Happy birthday again

And i just found out its compulsory to join the book club for librarians.Like wth?
And and and keith jst told me theres a chem test on Mon. Ahh shit, one more reason for the man who cant be moved to hate me. Cant be moved cause of his empty impressions?Get it?get it?
Haha funny

I rock.......

Hmm i think Ismail pulls that off better so ill stick to

~Zameer A Husref ~