Thursday, February 19, 2009
Aiyoh.
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?Im alright with beatles, but ill prolly mistake it for a cockroach so i'll run around screaming anarchy after forgetting that i have an exit in my toilet then i'll run out, get a newspaper, pest spray, a shield, and try to do battle with sed cockroach(beatle)ill then panick and throw the paper at it if it comes near me before eventually spraying at it till it gets dizzy, then i'd crush with the shield, which is when i realise its a Beatle , then i'd think of The Beatles and then sing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I would sing as though it was my gig, then when the song is over .I'll go in front of my mirror and say "Thank you, thank you .You guys are great. Aight this next one is an original piece i wrote myself, and it goes out to all your girlfriends.Then i'd start singing my original song sweet child of mine, which is in actuality by GnR
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
Depends on the person la..If someone smartish i'll just pull out some corny shakespeare shit or soemthing, if its a bimbo(probable) i'd just say think like a himbo and if it was someone i knew well who i recently developed a crushed on, i'd then go over there and talk about "pick up lines and how they dun rlly work" - though that does.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Hmm.Slowly but surely steal all their oxygen and enjoy the suffocation of deadly sinners!
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Hmmm, get up go "im okay" and continue walking.Paiseh much.Oh and i wouldn't look back, as like if i was in a group i would just walk forward.
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Hmm . sounds like a monday morning for me. Copy either Darshan , Sam,Yong Siang or someone smart la.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Why in the hell is you breath so bad? Do you not own a toothbrush? Or are u simply so stupid your un-aware of how to operate it?
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Autograph it and the highest bidder gets it.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Hah.Please, Im Zameer Husref
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Wow. This rlly sucks , like srsly.But its cool, ill wrap it back and give it to u next year.
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Shit,whats this dudes name again?
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
Hmm, why the hell is mickey mouse wearing gloves all the time?Ou a girls looking at me, hmmm , maybe i'll ask her. Though she strikes me as a goofy fan more then a mickey, stupid bitch.Mickey is awesome, im gna flip her off the next time she looks here.
Signing off @ 7:07 AM