So last night, or early this morning, i should say , a strange incident occurred. Mighty strange indeed. So it was like a quarter past 4 in the morning and i was lying on my bed in my room, drifting between sleep and consciousness when my door slams. I sit up on bed and think. Hmm, didn't i close the door? So i simply get up and close the door properly.

I go back to bed and start getting restless again, soon after i hear that familliar slamming sound, only louder this time. I get up again, this time slightly freaked out. I proceed to turn on my light and inspect my room vigorously, slapping myself a couple of times to make sure i wasnt dreaming and singing 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds' just to be sure.

But of course, to no avail, no runaway circus midget hiding anywhere and my door is open again. My expression was a simple 0O''' . Thoroughly freaked i off the lights and go back to bed, noting that my window is in fact closed and theres no wind to blow my door close.

When at that precise moment i hear a slight clicking noise, you know the kind when someone opens a door and my immediate thougghts are " Eh fuck die die die. Eh wait maybe from one of the other rooms" when this time i hear my door slam for the third time and this time not as though it was left a jar and the wind blew it close but as though it was left completely open and someone angrily slammed it .
I sit up on bed and as fast as freaking james bond would whip out his gun , i flip open my phone and with its light see the door is completely open,despite me closing it twice earlier. And when i thought nothing could get worse. I hear from directly beside me someone take a deep breath, and no it wasnt myself, nor any sound or anything , but an obvious person doing it. And not a man, but a woman. Then i feel like someone lean in and i hear not somewhere nearby but directly into my ear someone sigh and mutter. And you know how it is when someone says something into your ear its different from someone just talking near you. And this was an obvious sigh , not just something that could be a sigh, and yup definitely a woman sighing, so my reaction was pretty much expected,
swearing in malay,hokkien and english at the same time i ran downstairs at 4 in the morning.

I shit you not.


(I finally decided to make my post time and dates right)