UNANSWERED QUESTIONS:
1.Ho do you measure awesomeness?
2. If swimming is good exercise, why are whales so fat?
*3. How old do you have to be to die of old age?
*4. If humans evolved from apes, why do they still exist?
*5. If a gay king marries another guy, what is that guy to the royal family?
6. How come we call the elderly 'old people' but not kids 'new people'?
*7. Why do people cover their mouths when they're surprised?
8. When they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
9. If snowplows are company-owned (so they stay in a garage), how does the snowplow driver get to work?
10. Who put the 's' in lisp?
11. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
12. What would happen if someone said, 'I know nothing'?
*13. Why is a fat chance the same as a slim chance?
14. If Donald's a duck, Mickey's a mouse, and Pluto's a dog, what the hell is Goofy?
15. If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
*16. What do Atheists swear on in court?
17. Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? What's the significance between the egg hunt thing and the resurrection of Jesus?
*18. Why do so many stores & buildings have double doors when they always leave one locked?
19. Why is the name 'Junior' only used when a guy is named after his father, and not for a girl named after her mother?
20. Why do you delete stuff on the computer but erase stuff on paper?
21. Why's Donkey Kong a monkey and... not a donkey?
22. Why is the abbreviation for 'number' 'no' if there's no 'o' in 'number'?
23. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs but the mom weighs 30 lbs more when she's pregnant?
24. Why don't penguins' feet freeze?
*25. How come bottled water (which supposedly has been running through springs for 1000's of years) has an expiration date?
*26. When a pack of gum says "5 calories", does that count only if you swallow the gum or just from chewing it?
27. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
28. Cute as a button. Since when are buttons cute?
29. Can mute people burp?
30. If something 'goes without saying', why do people say it?
*31. Do blind people dream?
*32. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
33. Wouldn't the name 'microphone' imply that the sound gets smaller, not louder?
*34. How come you park in a driveway, yet you drive on a parkway?
35. How come feet smell and noses run?
36. Why is it than when you tell someone that there are 400 billion stars in the sky that they believe you, but then tell them that the bench is wet and they have to touch the bench?
*37. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
38. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
39. Why call it a building if it's already been built?
*40. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
41. If PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number?
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
43. How come they put lifejackets under airplane seats and not parachutes?
44. Why is it called rock music if rocks have nothing to do with it?
45. Why are soap operas called soap operas if they have nothing to do with soap or operas?
46. Where do they put the toetag on a corpse if it doesn't have toes?
47. What do satanists say when they sneeze?
48. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is a bird in George W. Bush's hand worth?
49. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

PFFT.
Im bored and sleepy but i cant sleep, thats explanation enough.