So last night something strange and bizzare happened , i was lying on bed at about half past 4 when i suddenly hear my door slam. I get up and look around,and my door is open.Thinking i probably left it a jar before going to bed i merely get up and close it properly , i proceed back to bed and barely a mintue later, the door slams yet again. This time i get up and im slightly freaked.I then turn on the lights and inspect my entire room, and yep im the only one there. So for the second time i simply close the door properly,making sure it cant slam again . As i go back to bed i do note that my windows are both closed and theres in fact no wind to blow my door close, so slapping myself a couple of times and singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" to make sure i wasn't dreaming, and i was off pitch when i got to the chorus so i was definitely not dreaming. So i lay back down on my bed when i hear the door click open slightly and my immediate thoughts are "Fuck die die die "
So then i hear my door slam for the third time and this time not like it was left a jar and the wind blew it close but as though it was completely open and someone had angrily slammed it. I get up and and as fast as friggin james bond would whip out his gun, i flipped open my hp and shined my room in light and but of course my door was completely open and that exact moment i hear from right beside me , someone take a breath lean in to my ear and then sigh and mutter. And it was definitely not me, not a sound made by something but a definite person sighing and muttering and it was a woman. So after swearing in malay , hokkien and english at the same time i proceed to run downstairs at 4 in the morining.
Signing off @ 11:34 PM
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Signing off @ 11:33 PM
Waking Up In Vegas
1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. No cheating!
How are you feeling today? Help-The Beatles. Really? Hmmm
Will you get far in life? Meet you there-Busted Hahas. Cool.
How do your friends see you? Die Romantic-Aiden Hmmm. They do do they?
Will you get married? Love Lies Bleeding-Funeral For A Friend
What is your best friend's theme song? Refusing to be a man-Propaghandi Hahaha, i hope it means cherisha or nikki then. Maybe Al?
What is the story of your life? So Sexy-Marcos Hernandez Nice . Haha
What was high school like? Vultures-The Offspirngs Haha was i the vulture or being chased by one?
How can you get ahead in life? Tell Me Everything-Just Surrender Okay the bands name aint tt optimistic...
What's the best thing about your friends? Amsterdam Conversation-Funeral For A Friend Haha sounds like something i wld tok to nikki, bryan or gareth bout.
What's in store for this weekend? Accidents-Alexisonfire
Describe your grandparents.? Search & Destroy-The Stooges Haha, i doubt tt
How's your life going? Dance with me-The Great Spy Experiment
What song will they play at your funeral? Dint i answer this before? Reinnventing Your Exit-Underoath Muahaha
How does the world see you? Hips Don't Lie-Shakeera Ur freaking kidding me right...
Will you have a happy life? Just Fine-Chris Brown Sweet. Hahas
Do people secretly lust after you? Hotel California-Eagles wth does tt mean?
How can you make yourself happy?(suggestive statement) Walking On Air-Keril Koiv Haha.Getting High it seems
What should you do with your life? Hero-30 Seconds To Mars Awesomes
What song would you strip to? Bless The Broken Road- Rascall Flatts What the hell ? Oh yeah and all my friends think my hips dont lie
What does your mum think of you? Its Not Your Fault-New Found Glory HAH!i wish
What is your deep, dark secret? Drunks,Lovers,Sinners & Saints-Alexisonfire Haha all of the above huh.
What is your mortal enemy's theme song? A New Kind Of Army- Anti-Flag Nick Quah, Nespein Peo, Mr WHY or the newest one i call the expressionless neutron.
What's your personality like? Sometimes-Blink 182
What song will be played at your wedding? When I Come Around-Greenday Hmmm,perhaps
What will you post this as? Waking Up In Vegas-Katy Perry
Signing off @ 7:26 AM
Equating Performance
Well for the second time in 2 days i came across the equation of P=P-I which of course stands for Performance=Potential-Interference .First time was errr okay im not sure who with, errr i think it was Alif & Roy on the train . Right? nvm I'll ask alif sot. Secondly was on keiths blog. Aiyo Anyway of course im going to be myself and question this equation , cause like one of the above said. If Performance=Potential-Interference that would also mean Potential=Performance-Interference Interference=Performance - Potential And why can't that be right?Well cause Performance-Potential dosen't equate to interference does it? Performance can happen without potential , its called hard work. And hard work = Blood,Sweat and Tears. So if the above equation is right that would mean Potential=blood ,sweat & tears which dosent make sense at all.
So thus the eqation Performance=Potential-Interference is false. (Shown)
And people say i cant do maths! Anywayz(note the anwz with a z, its a new thing i start s0 yeah)(note the s0 with a 0 as well) i found another song name quiz!since the last one actually made sense, so yeah
im gna try a quiz later so stay tuned kiddos!!
Zameer A Husref feels kind of high since he jst had a rootbeer float, bear with him
Signing off @ 2:54 AM
Friday, January 30, 2009
Eye Of The Tiger i suppose.
Well it was one of those typical fridays you know, woke up went to school, din't have anywhere to go so went home, yeah one of those days. When you feel so bored yet don't really want to do anything in particular, mhmm. So asides from my EL narrative which i think i might've messed up since my intro was mighty long and my climax mighty short, asides from burning paper all over the place, asides from a history test that was once again postponed, today was kind of boring.
Oh though something does make me wonder, im apparently doing JGs and SYF. Yup both of them. When Robin Hamilton and Jenifer Ou Yang team up and agree on something without my consent things tend to go south for me. How in the hell do i do both? God, if i dont get on the comitee after doing both of the most important events for debate as well as drama.Heads will roll. Probably just abhirams but still yeah. Ugh.
And anyway today i swear in the first quiz i'll do in 2009.
1.Put your iPod etc on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS!
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Go Figure-Everlife Hahas. Makes sense surprisingly.
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Here We Go Again-Paramore. *.* Fine fine be that way. Sigh
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Poprocks & Coke-Greenday. Hmmm , well i like anyone with coke so yeah whatever.
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Unwell-Matchbox Twenty Hmmm. strangely all the answers do make sense so far..
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? I Wont Have It-Pennywise. Well thats posotive. *_*
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Million Miles Away-The Offspring. ........... wth.
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Follow The Leader-Unwritten Law. Well, i can't actually say im surprised you know. Hahas.
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Odinary-Sving Jane *COUGHS*COUGHS**CHOKES*DIES*
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? There She Goes-The La's Ahh. Well thats noying.
10.WHAT IS 2+2? Apologize-One Republic ......stupid question.
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Keep Your Hands Off My Girl-Good Charlotte LOL. I suppose this has to apply to my guy best frien then, so im on to you sam...*squints*
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Tired & Uninspired-My American Heart
13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Penny Lane-The Beatles Hmmm. Im just happy its a beatles song.
14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Stricken-Disturbed .................................................... ........... and wait i think i left out .......
15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Whoops, I od'd-NOfx hmmm perhaps i did, haha.
16.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Shut up & Smile-Bowling for soup. Wait was the question what they tell me to do in pubulic or what they think of me? Hmmm
17.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana Yeah, looks like i got good taste in wives then. Though how do you in fact dance to Nirvana?
18.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Angels With Ditry Faces-Sum 41. Well, looks like the people know me well then. Though that is assuming i do actually die one day.
19.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Recovery-Funeral For A Friend. Recover from???
20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Bring Out Your Dead-Anti Flag Hmmm. something relating to the coming zombie invation i suppose.
21.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Complete Control-The Clash Muahahahha
22.WHAT DO YOU REGRET? Chocolate-Snow Patrol. No way in hell i regret chocolate...
23.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Impact Of Reason-Underoath Honestly the impact of reason does make me laugh.
24.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Dear God-A7X haha. He makes me laugh, not cry.
25.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Journey To The End Of East Bay-Rancid So am i going to take the journey or be at the end of east bay?
26.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Some Sense Of Security-Saosin. Hmmm, whatever floats ur boat.
27.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? The Trooper-Iron Maiden ....................................................... ..................................... ............................. ......................... .................... ............ ......... ...... ... .. .
28.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? 13 Stitches-NOfx Haha, cool..
29.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Situtations-Escape The Fate hmmmmm
30.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Eye Of The Tiger -Rocky pure 80s Hahahas Cool
~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 1:25 AM
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Fanboys
This looks likes the one of the most hilarious things ever.
Signing off @ 2:37 AM
Bad news for people who love good news
Well today was well, err, well today had its up and downs i suppose, though more of the downs. But before i get to that,
Birthday Wishes Firstly Happy birthday to clarence, like i posted on his tag board. "So hopefully I'm the first to wish!hahas happy birthday anws.15 means ur. Height will soon be out of the 150 range *_*" Right so lets just hope i see something on my tagboard on the 7th of march, *coughs *coughs* HINT.(See im trying this new thing where i say the word after the coughs instead of in between cause in between the coughs is well very 2008 and im all about the now, yeah if you don't buy it ask bryan,al,sam ,ismail or cherisha-though i doubt she got it.)
And next Happy Birthday to Mikael (which is actually tmrw,but 2 birds with one stone you know) So happy 17th birthday man hope you have an awesome year before enlisting,hahas. And if i didn't say it back then, thanks for all the help then dude.
Thats it for January's birthdays, though i have the 8th,14th and 16th in February, and having her birthday on the 14th you would think wei ting would be more of a romantic huh.
Anyways, so today started off with Malay, which was kind of fun since we didn't really do much work but actually just talked about totally useless stuff. Then was ugh, 3 periods of E Maths which involved a test and not an easy one. So yeah and then Mr Thiru comes in at completely the wrong time to tell us he won't be around for his history periods, and like a tiger high on matrices, mdmernie pounced on the chance, so yup, more maths during his periods. And in chem, well lets just say i hate chemistry and not just cause of the subject. Ugh, annoying much.
So after i consciously stoned for 2 periods, yep more maths. I honestly wasn't sure if she was speaking English or not. No idea what she was going on about, thank Lucifer there isn't any maths tmrw, wait . is there?
Anyway bad news came with library today, horrible news that is, NespienfreakinPeo is now one of the teachers in charge of library. I know. Ahh, though the way i look at it, if the devil appears before you, be its advocate.
*_* ~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 1:51 AM
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sing a song for the brokenhearted
Since i've no intention of blogging bout what those Dota freaks and IP man made me do today. -.-. Asides from the bowling ,which i was going easy on Jun Hua of course. So just a couple things i wna rant about right now , firstly late last night while talking to Way J online while waiting for Psych to load. Somehow we taled about different err these >.< 0.O O.O thingys? Or whatever their called.So something i realised is no one really uses a wide variety of them so i was thinking people should start using different ones more
Yeah thats it for those thingys and there is another thing though, while watching American Idol i realised that media has in fact corruptted music. I mean like they're putting though all the commercial faces and there is so much more better talent all over the world and with shows like american idol around all these people have no place, though they rightly deserve it. And if you ask them to join this shows and try to make it big through this platform,well isn't the whole point of rock and roll to stick it to the man? To rebel? To just care about nothing more then your music? And well won't joining such shows that go under the camouflage of a talent contest ,whereas in truth its for the simple enterteinment for people sitting at home worrying about work or school
Like for example
This guy is wayy more talented then many of the people im seeing on MTV and well i just don't get why such acts like The Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus who claim to be 'rock'stars are known internationally for their "music" if you would be daft enough to call it that . I mean come on Jonas Brothers , i play rockband as well, i just dont do it for a living.
Sigh ~Zameer Awesome Husref~ (Thats what the A stands for)
Go see, cheers to Amrit and Ryan for a good try. Sadly i didn't get to do this debate, and i might not be able to do the JGs either since im going to be involved with SYF , so kind of sucks for me...
Signing off @ 8:50 AM
Describe hitler in one word
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On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Zameer Husref. Victorian.2I08.4I10.EX-NAPS. 6/2'06
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So last night something strange and bizzare happened , i was lying on bed at about half past 4 when i suddenly hear my door slam. I get up and look around,and my door is open.Thinking i probably left it a jar before going to bed i merely get up and close it properly , i proceed back to bed and barely a mintue later, the door slams yet again. This time i get up and im slightly freaked.I then turn on the lights and inspect my entire room, and yep im the only one there. So for the second time i simply close the door properly,making sure it cant slam again . As i go back to bed i do note that my windows are both closed and theres in fact no wind to blow my door close, so slapping myself a couple of times and singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" to make sure i wasn't dreaming, and i was off pitch when i got to the chorus so i was definitely not dreaming. So i lay back down on my bed when i hear the door click open slightly and my immediate thoughts are "Fuck die die die "
So then i hear my door slam for the third time and this time not like it was left a jar and the wind blew it close but as though it was completely open and someone had angrily slammed it. I get up and and as fast as friggin james bond would whip out his gun, i flipped open my hp and shined my room in light and but of course my door was completely open and that exact moment i hear from right beside me , someone take a breath lean in to my ear and then sigh and mutter. And it was definitely not me, not a sound made by something but a definite person sighing and muttering and it was a woman. So after swearing in malay , hokkien and english at the same time i proceed to run downstairs at 4 in the morining.
Signing off @ 11:34 PM
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Signing off @ 11:33 PM
Waking Up In Vegas
1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. No cheating!
How are you feeling today? Help-The Beatles. Really? Hmmm
Will you get far in life? Meet you there-Busted Hahas. Cool.
How do your friends see you? Die Romantic-Aiden Hmmm. They do do they?
Will you get married? Love Lies Bleeding-Funeral For A Friend
What is your best friend's theme song? Refusing to be a man-Propaghandi Hahaha, i hope it means cherisha or nikki then. Maybe Al?
What is the story of your life? So Sexy-Marcos Hernandez Nice . Haha
What was high school like? Vultures-The Offspirngs Haha was i the vulture or being chased by one?
How can you get ahead in life? Tell Me Everything-Just Surrender Okay the bands name aint tt optimistic...
What's the best thing about your friends? Amsterdam Conversation-Funeral For A Friend Haha sounds like something i wld tok to nikki, bryan or gareth bout.
What's in store for this weekend? Accidents-Alexisonfire
Describe your grandparents.? Search & Destroy-The Stooges Haha, i doubt tt
How's your life going? Dance with me-The Great Spy Experiment
What song will they play at your funeral? Dint i answer this before? Reinnventing Your Exit-Underoath Muahaha
How does the world see you? Hips Don't Lie-Shakeera Ur freaking kidding me right...
Will you have a happy life? Just Fine-Chris Brown Sweet. Hahas
Do people secretly lust after you? Hotel California-Eagles wth does tt mean?
How can you make yourself happy?(suggestive statement) Walking On Air-Keril Koiv Haha.Getting High it seems
What should you do with your life? Hero-30 Seconds To Mars Awesomes
What song would you strip to? Bless The Broken Road- Rascall Flatts What the hell ? Oh yeah and all my friends think my hips dont lie
What does your mum think of you? Its Not Your Fault-New Found Glory HAH!i wish
What is your deep, dark secret? Drunks,Lovers,Sinners & Saints-Alexisonfire Haha all of the above huh.
What is your mortal enemy's theme song? A New Kind Of Army- Anti-Flag Nick Quah, Nespein Peo, Mr WHY or the newest one i call the expressionless neutron.
What's your personality like? Sometimes-Blink 182
What song will be played at your wedding? When I Come Around-Greenday Hmmm,perhaps
What will you post this as? Waking Up In Vegas-Katy Perry
Signing off @ 7:26 AM
Equating Performance
Well for the second time in 2 days i came across the equation of P=P-I which of course stands for Performance=Potential-Interference .First time was errr okay im not sure who with, errr i think it was Alif & Roy on the train . Right? nvm I'll ask alif sot. Secondly was on keiths blog. Aiyo Anyway of course im going to be myself and question this equation , cause like one of the above said. If Performance=Potential-Interference that would also mean Potential=Performance-Interference Interference=Performance - Potential And why can't that be right?Well cause Performance-Potential dosen't equate to interference does it? Performance can happen without potential , its called hard work. And hard work = Blood,Sweat and Tears. So if the above equation is right that would mean Potential=blood ,sweat & tears which dosent make sense at all.
So thus the eqation Performance=Potential-Interference is false. (Shown)
And people say i cant do maths! Anywayz(note the anwz with a z, its a new thing i start s0 yeah)(note the s0 with a 0 as well) i found another song name quiz!since the last one actually made sense, so yeah
im gna try a quiz later so stay tuned kiddos!!
Zameer A Husref feels kind of high since he jst had a rootbeer float, bear with him
Signing off @ 2:54 AM
Friday, January 30, 2009
Eye Of The Tiger i suppose.
Well it was one of those typical fridays you know, woke up went to school, din't have anywhere to go so went home, yeah one of those days. When you feel so bored yet don't really want to do anything in particular, mhmm. So asides from my EL narrative which i think i might've messed up since my intro was mighty long and my climax mighty short, asides from burning paper all over the place, asides from a history test that was once again postponed, today was kind of boring.
Oh though something does make me wonder, im apparently doing JGs and SYF. Yup both of them. When Robin Hamilton and Jenifer Ou Yang team up and agree on something without my consent things tend to go south for me. How in the hell do i do both? God, if i dont get on the comitee after doing both of the most important events for debate as well as drama.Heads will roll. Probably just abhirams but still yeah. Ugh.
And anyway today i swear in the first quiz i'll do in 2009.
1.Put your iPod etc on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS!
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Go Figure-Everlife Hahas. Makes sense surprisingly.
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Here We Go Again-Paramore. *.* Fine fine be that way. Sigh
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Poprocks & Coke-Greenday. Hmmm , well i like anyone with coke so yeah whatever.
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Unwell-Matchbox Twenty Hmmm. strangely all the answers do make sense so far..
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? I Wont Have It-Pennywise. Well thats posotive. *_*
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Million Miles Away-The Offspring. ........... wth.
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Follow The Leader-Unwritten Law. Well, i can't actually say im surprised you know. Hahas.
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Odinary-Sving Jane *COUGHS*COUGHS**CHOKES*DIES*
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? There She Goes-The La's Ahh. Well thats noying.
10.WHAT IS 2+2? Apologize-One Republic ......stupid question.
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Keep Your Hands Off My Girl-Good Charlotte LOL. I suppose this has to apply to my guy best frien then, so im on to you sam...*squints*
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Tired & Uninspired-My American Heart
13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Penny Lane-The Beatles Hmmm. Im just happy its a beatles song.
14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Stricken-Disturbed .................................................... ........... and wait i think i left out .......
15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Whoops, I od'd-NOfx hmmm perhaps i did, haha.
16.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Shut up & Smile-Bowling for soup. Wait was the question what they tell me to do in pubulic or what they think of me? Hmmm
17.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana Yeah, looks like i got good taste in wives then. Though how do you in fact dance to Nirvana?
18.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Angels With Ditry Faces-Sum 41. Well, looks like the people know me well then. Though that is assuming i do actually die one day.
19.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Recovery-Funeral For A Friend. Recover from???
20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Bring Out Your Dead-Anti Flag Hmmm. something relating to the coming zombie invation i suppose.
21.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Complete Control-The Clash Muahahahha
22.WHAT DO YOU REGRET? Chocolate-Snow Patrol. No way in hell i regret chocolate...
23.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Impact Of Reason-Underoath Honestly the impact of reason does make me laugh.
24.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Dear God-A7X haha. He makes me laugh, not cry.
25.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Journey To The End Of East Bay-Rancid So am i going to take the journey or be at the end of east bay?
26.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Some Sense Of Security-Saosin. Hmmm, whatever floats ur boat.
27.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? The Trooper-Iron Maiden ....................................................... ..................................... ............................. ......................... .................... ............ ......... ...... ... .. .
28.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? 13 Stitches-NOfx Haha, cool..
29.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Situtations-Escape The Fate hmmmmm
30.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Eye Of The Tiger -Rocky pure 80s Hahahas Cool
~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 1:25 AM
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Fanboys
This looks likes the one of the most hilarious things ever.
Signing off @ 2:37 AM
Bad news for people who love good news
Well today was well, err, well today had its up and downs i suppose, though more of the downs. But before i get to that,
Birthday Wishes Firstly Happy birthday to clarence, like i posted on his tag board. "So hopefully I'm the first to wish!hahas happy birthday anws.15 means ur. Height will soon be out of the 150 range *_*" Right so lets just hope i see something on my tagboard on the 7th of march, *coughs *coughs* HINT.(See im trying this new thing where i say the word after the coughs instead of in between cause in between the coughs is well very 2008 and im all about the now, yeah if you don't buy it ask bryan,al,sam ,ismail or cherisha-though i doubt she got it.)
And next Happy Birthday to Mikael (which is actually tmrw,but 2 birds with one stone you know) So happy 17th birthday man hope you have an awesome year before enlisting,hahas. And if i didn't say it back then, thanks for all the help then dude.
Thats it for January's birthdays, though i have the 8th,14th and 16th in February, and having her birthday on the 14th you would think wei ting would be more of a romantic huh.
Anyways, so today started off with Malay, which was kind of fun since we didn't really do much work but actually just talked about totally useless stuff. Then was ugh, 3 periods of E Maths which involved a test and not an easy one. So yeah and then Mr Thiru comes in at completely the wrong time to tell us he won't be around for his history periods, and like a tiger high on matrices, mdmernie pounced on the chance, so yup, more maths during his periods. And in chem, well lets just say i hate chemistry and not just cause of the subject. Ugh, annoying much.
So after i consciously stoned for 2 periods, yep more maths. I honestly wasn't sure if she was speaking English or not. No idea what she was going on about, thank Lucifer there isn't any maths tmrw, wait . is there?
Anyway bad news came with library today, horrible news that is, NespienfreakinPeo is now one of the teachers in charge of library. I know. Ahh, though the way i look at it, if the devil appears before you, be its advocate.
*_* ~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 1:51 AM
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sing a song for the brokenhearted
Since i've no intention of blogging bout what those Dota freaks and IP man made me do today. -.-. Asides from the bowling ,which i was going easy on Jun Hua of course. So just a couple things i wna rant about right now , firstly late last night while talking to Way J online while waiting for Psych to load. Somehow we taled about different err these >.< 0.O O.O thingys? Or whatever their called.So something i realised is no one really uses a wide variety of them so i was thinking people should start using different ones more
Yeah thats it for those thingys and there is another thing though, while watching American Idol i realised that media has in fact corruptted music. I mean like they're putting though all the commercial faces and there is so much more better talent all over the world and with shows like american idol around all these people have no place, though they rightly deserve it. And if you ask them to join this shows and try to make it big through this platform,well isn't the whole point of rock and roll to stick it to the man? To rebel? To just care about nothing more then your music? And well won't joining such shows that go under the camouflage of a talent contest ,whereas in truth its for the simple enterteinment for people sitting at home worrying about work or school
Like for example
This guy is wayy more talented then many of the people im seeing on MTV and well i just don't get why such acts like The Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus who claim to be 'rock'stars are known internationally for their "music" if you would be daft enough to call it that . I mean come on Jonas Brothers , i play rockband as well, i just dont do it for a living.
Sigh ~Zameer Awesome Husref~ (Thats what the A stands for)
Go see, cheers to Amrit and Ryan for a good try. Sadly i didn't get to do this debate, and i might not be able to do the JGs either since im going to be involved with SYF , so kind of sucks for me...
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by the powers where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
Some men have died and some are alive and others sail on the sea – with the keys to the cage... and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised from it's watery grave... Do you hear it's sepulchral tone? We are a call to all, pay head the squall and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
At worlds end just so happened to be on Starmovies, and this is one awesome song. So yeah. Bryan, Samuel ,Way J and everyone else whos not going sucks.
~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 4:15 AM
Monday, January 26, 2009
Addiction
Im addicted to 2 things right now. Coke and blogging, coca-cola that is. And my family came back a day early so there goes plan B. SIGH
Signing off @ 9:17 AM
Ran into you
Im still clueless , as bryan would say, on certain events. Which now i'm obsessed about getting to the bottom off, just need to know 'whaddup' as NPH would say.
Anyway today i succeded in re-defining boredom as i achived in sitting in the exact same position without moving for hours, my original plans cancelled due to the fact i trusted a gay, a mat and a minah, no thats not the starting of a joke, its the punchline of my day. So i had nothing to do today, nothing whatsoever so after attempting to run a penguin over with a toy car
I decided to go for a run around TaiKeng , and by run i mean go for about 1km before getting a cramp ,swearing at a dog, and limp around for half an hour before i continued jogging, so asides from realizing aunty rosita had left Zayd ,inside her car parekd in front of my house 0O, who gave me the rocky thumbs up when i ran past. I went to the fitness place thingy at the top of the hill , where some old dude was staring at me for 10 minutes. And he appeared to be squinting at me, so getting a little freaked out i suppose it was best that i left, when he had to beckon me closer. Knowing it was so typically me to get into this kind of situation i went closer.
Old Dude-OD Me-Me
OD:"Young man where have you come from?"
Me:(With great strength i resisted saying your mother)"Err,-points randomly- over there"
OD:"What is your name?"
Me:"Za- . Kumar"
OD:"Kumar my friend, you are indian yes?"
Me:"No , im pakistani"
OD:"Ahh yes, i had a feeling. I can tell them out"
Me:"Oh, are you pakistani?(he looks malay or chinese, just thought i'd play along)
OD:"Once upon a time.Haha"
Me:"Err , okay im gna go now"
With this i leave, a little freaked by the encounter. And walking back to my house i had to go "Haha, yeah you too" as each one of my neighbours had to wish me a "Happy CNY" as i walked by.
Yeah thats it
~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 3:04 AM
Sunday, January 25, 2009
A walk down recent memory lane
Well i spent the whole day with Nikki and Gracie and her boyfriend who seems gay. So we had no idea what to do since one of the above is fighting with her parents and dint want to go home *coughs* Nicole Sie*coughs* so after dissing starsky and hutch at a feeble attempt to be deep, Nikki wanted to go to places that would remind her of last year or happy,sad,boring things that happened. And as i had completely nothing to do,even though i had all my maths hw in my bag with me, agreed. First she had to go to Mac at Tmall since we were near, what was this memory? A happy one apparently, not allowed to say what it is though. Next was my turn so since we were in the area we went to my sad place, a bus stop . Where i emoed for about a couple of hours on the 6th of October for reasons i shant say, though some would know.
Then we headed to VJC where she(i don't know if this is true) punched a guy after he almost hit her on his blades(psycho girl) , stopping and looking at VJ i thought of the times i was there last year, latest would be when i applied for IP, i remember how optimistic i was after the English test and how i knew there was no hope after the Maths one. I also thought of last years sportsday when we came late since we were rehearsing for Dramafest and since there was no way we would go to Raffles hotel , i had to think back to the Dramafest then. It was one of the most fun things i'vee done in VS , talked to Haresh Sharma ,dint get the best actor for reasons unknown to me and how some stupid play about a beanstalk beat ours. Can i be sure our play was better? Well we were asked to redo it for Racial Harmony Day and we're doing the much edited version of it for SYF. So yeah i do.
Anyway we doubled to Parkway since i had a lack of starbucks in my system, and things go bad when i dont get my starbucks and i realised that they honestly let anyone at all work at starbucks, heres what happened. Me- Me RASMWAS-Really Amazingly Stupid Mat Working At Starbucks
Me:"Hi, could i get a vanilla latte?"
RASMWAS:"Alright boss, hot or cold?"
Me:"Errr, i don't think they actually have cold lattes"
RASMWAS:"Okay, i'll check." "Eh beb! Latte ader yang sejuk tak?"
Me:"0O . no no , just the latte"
RASMWAS:"So not cold, right?Big or small?"
Me:"Grande."
RASMWAS:"Errr yeah okay. Besar tu grande ah?! "
Me:"-.- Thank you"
So parkway, was there anything to remember here? Hmm well lots if you come to think of it. Well teachers day last year walking arnd parkway when i saw Mr Ben Khor,Mdm Ernie and some other teacher dude i don't remember when Mr Khor said something i couldnt hear and i nodded and waved and he gave me a 0.- look. I do vividly remember me and Jun Hua discussing whether to shoplift BBQ supplies from Giant. No we didn't. And something about me getting Abhiram to follow me to get Mr Syazwan & Mr Lye's gifts, and a dude at HMV who bastarded me.
Since it was cloudy and there was no way in hell i was going to throw away my coffee if the bus driver told me to we decided to walk to the VS underpass, we pass by Mr Rezals hse where i first got to know her, and she called me a wannabe Mat in sec 1. Hmm , no idea why im still friends with her.
We passed by Ngee Ann Primary , where it would be wayy too long too type all the stuff i remember, though my last encounter with an Ex NAPS din't go so well, for reasons unknown to me, but i'm not gna go into that. So we reached VS where i just had to check if there was a chance the stairs werent locked, and to no avail. No chance of me getting to my locker ,getting my textbooks and thus no chance of me doing my homework, aww man. Sigh.
So VS huh, wayy too much stuff just one that really stands out, of course the VC .Biggest shocker, Mr Minjoot can play soccer, alot better then Mr Low. Biggest expected event, Mr Aw Yong gave us $2 from the class fund for dinner.
So last stop ECP, where many things have for sure happened, walked to the Futsal court, lost count of all the times i've gone there, and met up with Al, Gracie and tt gay boyfriend dude. For some reason they all wanted to go cycling so i wasted $6 renting a bike, cyclin at ECP . Hmm, a month back i do recall crashing, cause Cheng Hong just stopped in front of me for no real reason,causing me to swerve into a Longkang railing and get my leg bruised.
Past by BBQ pits that i've attended BBQs at, the drive-thru where Nikki dared me to say "Welcome to KFC,can i take your order?" . Wait , or was it the other way around? Anyway that was about it for today , no idea why today was something of meaning at all, or why such a random day to do the whole flashback thing, but it is what it is i suppose. And because of that i think im going to start something new, not going to say what , but i have.
~Words Of Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 2:56 AM
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Ticked
Man im ticked.
Anyway why am i not surprised that the answers to Is kaka leaving AC Milan for Man City and as well as who is a better player Pele or Maradonna is that people like big butts and they cannot lie. Baby freaking got back..................
Anoyyed.
Signing off @ 3:33 AM
Friday, January 23, 2009
Six Feet Under The Stars
Not very mainstream and very 208, but i just got reminded of it today so
Signing off @ 6:24 AM
What is and never should be
Well asides from a little trouble in my clouded mind today was somewhat awesome. It wasnt anything big or grand or special or at all related in any ways to 'current events' but it just honestly reminded me how important friends are. Though they may not always be there or be at your constant call, somehow they always just know what to say.
Today asides from watching 'pensel', watchin The Rise Of Evil, playing soccer with 3i and going late for the phetatic thing in the hall claiming to be a celebration (see bc-ed.blogspot.com, bryan should be happy im advertising his blog now he has more then one reader) all i did was go for lunch with sam kevin and the IP dudes, and i ended up just like catching up with Gareth while Sam was off somewhere with well yeah, i won't go into that.
So anyway it kind of made me realise how much of a big difference it is when you have a best friend just taken out of your life like that, like Gareth. So i spent like the whole afternoon filling him in on all the stuff we needed to catch up on as weird as that might be. Though i do of coure talk to my other frineds, unlike Sams constant being nice, Cherishas "cheer up dude", Nikkis prtending to listen, Jun Hua trying to undestand why nothing happens to him and Bryans "mmmm well yeah" ". G-man had the best answers to most of my dillemas i suppose for example , "Dude, just get over it " , "Grow a pair " and "Zameer you're not THAT stupid, you know what you need to do".
Wasn't exactly a nice thing to say but i suppose sometimes you need to hear the truth and not just a nice comment and like i said Gareth is one of those people who knew what to say. And though i may not be acedemically the best person around, i honestly need to have someone i can have an intellectual conversation with, and yeah not really many of my friends fit that description. Heres a conversation between me and the G man
G-"Right so i had this question in my language arts test, you're wife is dying and you know of a phill that can save the life but you can't afford it , do you steal it?"
Me-"yeah and you said"
G"Well yeah, i mean like the dude had to do something , he didnt have a choice, he was pushed into a corner"
Me-"Pushed into a corner, yeah i suppose"
G-"What would you have said ?"
Me-"Well, like you said, he was pushed into a corner, and when your pushed into a corner, no matter what it takes, you have to push yourself out "
Mhmm
Yeah , thats what i got.
I guess to quote an awesome source, "Things changed i understood, And i was right; i knew i would"
Signing off @ 4:19 AM
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
So there it is
So asides from the fact that i was kicked by a dancing penguin , and no im not going to elaborate on that. Stress is the key word for this week and last, but there is something i realised , what is wrong with chemistry teachers????
As you migth've seen in my previous posts about Mr Chng but now im talking about Mr Wong. Check out this chemistry joke and decide for yourself.
"A proton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bar tender happens to be a neutron and says yeah, sure brother, so after drinking his fill the proton asks the neutron how much for the beers. The neutron says, brother for you theres no charge"
-.- So anyway Had Mr Rezal today, and asides from the fact that im surrounded by numbmindingly boring people, he hasn't changed much from last year, heres a conversation between me,Mr Rezal and this freakish Bedok North girl .
MR:"Zameer, no class next week ah, i going jakarta"
Me:"Oh, aight cools, Who you going with?"
MR:"Myself lah, more fun.(WINKS)"
fBNg:"Huh? how comes leh?"
Me:"Haha, mr rezal try to find companion over there rite?"
MR:"HAHA.hopefully la"
fBNg:"Huh? Speak propes cann?"
...
Anyway nothing much eventful happened as of yet so yeah. I was gna do this quiz from Keiths blog, but i cant seem to copy anything so theres tt
Signing off @ 4:36 AM
Monday, January 19, 2009
Birthday Wishes
I just want to wish Cheng Hong a happy fifteen birthday and to also say a little about my tall friend, One of the most hilarious persons i know, not to mention one of the tallest as well as being someone amazingly fun to hang out with. So Happy Birthday Cheng Hong.
Signing off @ 12:34 AM
Prove the arm broken indian wrong
After getting into this arguement with Thiviyan for what seems like the millionth time. I decided to put it up.
Bob- the Victorian. The gentlemen,professional and the sportsman. The loyal fan Bob is, he stands by his club through thick and thin. Having found hip-hop Having found religion Having found literature Visiting his grandmother on weekends Sweet Graduation! Grad Night! Enjoying post-Os holiday in Perth,Western Australia Bob finally finds love Heartbroken and abandoned Back on his feet and out for revenge Succeeding and at the top of the world! And now, Bob is flying free.
-Behind the scenes- Adventures of Bob the Balloon is the outcome of an amazingly bored Sunday afternoon ,left over balloons from last nights 'birthday' party, lots of hats lying around my house and a broken Nokia 6120 that still has a functioning camera. In truth Bob, burst halfway during shooting of this blockbuster and was replaced by his stunt double, Ivan who also made an appearance as Bobs girlfriend ,Lucy , before Bobs untimely death. Ivan now lives in his Beverly hills mansion enjoying the money he got from this beautiful story of life, the public has requested a sequel and one will be coming sometime soon (currently still in production) but for a quick spoiler its called
Bob the second:Curse of the Orange Vampire.
Ivan has already agreed to return to his Role as Bob the Balloon ,whereas the villain will be played by the second choice for this role, popular star of teen drama 902100 ,Billy Booo ,having being turned down by first choice Johnny Depp.
Usual teen drama star ,Billy Boo in his unlikely role as The Orange Vampire in the upcoming sequal.
~Zameer A Husref~ Yes. thats how bored i was I shit you not.
Signing off @ 1:22 AM
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Eat your heart out Lee Majors, He's worth 197 million
Well today was somewhat eventful , do note somewhat. It started with me heading to MJC to meet with Sing and ugh. Pinak. Had a debate competition today which we did lose, though im not upset bout it really.I mean if you join debate a week ago , find out a motion 2 days ago and read ur speech on the way to MJC, you don't really go there expecting to win do you?Anyway i was just happy to get the points cause Lennon knows i need it. I replaced 'lord' with 'lennon' in case you didn't get that, you know cause of Lord Lennon? Im going on about the beatles today since i just watched I AM SAM again, cikgu shys doing of course but i'll get to that in abit. First lets go to the on goings at MJC ,
First debate was with SJII, when i realised theyre debate speaker was kinda hot, so after the debate i ended up talking to her for abit and when all seemed to be going well, the judge called VS for the d-brief so i went and after that SJII had dissapeared, so i figured i wld see her in the lecture hall but to no avail, they had dissapperead completely which kind of sucked, but yeah.Got out of MJ quite early and made up something about a girlfriend cause it was the only thing that Amrit and Pinak seemed to believe and i needed a great excuse to get out of going to Gauravs birthday party. His all guy and probably all indian birthday party that is.
Oh before i forget, i gave Ryan Wong a standing ovvation for his freaking awesome performance as third speaker in the St Nicks one, which they won. St Nicks really sucked and honestly if Pinak hadn't messed up much it might've been enough to get us into the semis. So after writing all of pinaks points and telling him to end with the statement, If something is not broken, dont try to fix it.
He said,"If something is not broken, we all should not be kaypos and try to break it?!"
And after telling Hao Lin to end with ,"Ladies and gentlemen, the preposition has offered no soultion to the problem of terrorism at all, so going with the opp is not only the right choice but its in fact the only choice."
He said
"Thank you"
Though he did tell me he though the third speaker for St Nicks, who personally i thought looked liked an escapee from north korea, was very cute. Knowing hes from China i wasnt that much surprised, then had like a couple of hours free so went to hang out with Alaina and Zul at Temp. Did nothing at all. Nothing. Though we had a conversation tt went somewhat like this
Me-"Which came first ,chicken or the egg?"
Zul-"No one knows lah, eh you non stop sia"
Alaina-"Egg what...chicken come from the egg, so egg ah"
Zul-"Then who lay the egg..."
Alaina-"oh liddat"
Me-"Okay , that one cant answer, see if can answer this one, which came first Mat or Minah?"
Zul- "Buto"
Alaina-"Minahla"
I dint bother to ask her why.
Anyway headed home after tt, where i was forced to do labour for my nephews 2nd 1st birthday party, 2nd 1st birthday party meaning his turned 1 and they already had a party, but my parents werent there, so we had another one again today. Sigh. Boring much, if not for his incrediblle cuteness i wouldn't have done anything .
Anyway then i watched I AM SAM on youtube, broken up into 19 parts, after watching the first 4 parts in Malay class on fri.We were suppose to watch some malay movie, then cikgu lost the DVD, so started trying to combine the economic crisis,the war on terror,obama and every other current affiar into our syllabus, but her bluff wasn't very impressive so i was like
"Cikgu , your just making this up cause you cldnt find your movie"
So she gave up and let us watch I AM SAM ,since was the only full movie she could find on youtube.LOL, but i forgot what an amazing movie it was , with so much information on the Beatles with like 10 of their hits being played throughout the movie, and Lucy in the show(Fanning) is named after the song Lucy in the sky with diamonds, which is awesome of course, and Sean Penn does an amazing job in his role of a mentally retarded person.
Anyway then was roshans 2nd 1st 'party'.boring much,dint even get to play with him, so spent most of the time toking to ppl online and catching up on 90210 and How I met your mother, and NPH so should have gotten the emmy for best supporting actor in TV series for his role of Barney Stinson, i mean the shows main character is Josh Radnnor but he completely steals the entire show.
Anyway thats all i got
~Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 6:15 AM
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Knock,knock Lifes back.
Well today it finally showed life sneaking back into its mundane pattern, with that of school and my as-of-now non-existent social life, haven't even toked to Nikki since last tuesday, and i haven't been to a starbucks in at least a month,which is pathetic in comparison to how i often i went during school time last year, every 1and a half weeks was it? So i can say without reasonable doubt, im lacking my usual caffine fix. But anyway im failing maths test,falling asleep in chem, being racist with thiru in history,making fun of shyamira in malay,making up stuff for abhiram,owing him money and not going for Mr Rezals tuition, going places for no purpose, getting really high at times for reasons unknown to me, sitting at the 2I table, which is now 3i,2i'o8, 3j, and cricket table as well. Its last year only difference is the setting and characters.Sigh.
Anyway today started with me struggling to stay awake in Malay, which was especially difficult seeing as the lesson involved me actually doing work. Sigh, then 3 periods of A maths in which i know i definitely flunked the test. You know you screw up when you confuse the laws of indices with the surd rules so no explanation needed. The only thing is i was confidently writing away posotive of my doing well when i paused and when , wait wait wait. SHIT THIS ARE SURDS.and Mdm Ernie goes "Write your last sentence"
Sigh
Somehow stayed awake during all three periods , mostly cause i was stressed trying to get sam to understand the scenario of Boy A Girl B and Boy C.And that resulted in me drawing a diagram.Then was chem with Mr Wong who is alot better then my previous slacker, teacher i mean. Though it was amazingly boring, and i finally did fall asleep for like 10ish minutes, then history which i dont count as a real lesson, since we didnt do much of course.
Had library then , and 76ed hme with Abhi, still with no starbucks involved.
Anw thats it then
I got a debate to go write now....
Signing off @ 1:42 AM
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
BOOO the second
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS: 1.Ho do you measure awesomeness? 2. If swimming is good exercise, why are whales so fat? *3. How old do you have to be to die of old age? *4. If humans evolved from apes, why do they still exist? *5. If a gay king marries another guy, what is that guy to the royal family? 6. How come we call the elderly 'old people' but not kids 'new people'? *7. Why do people cover their mouths when they're surprised? 8. When they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? 9. If snowplows are company-owned (so they stay in a garage), how does the snowplow driver get to work? 10. Who put the 's' in lisp? 11. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 12. What would happen if someone said, 'I know nothing'? *13. Why is a fat chance the same as a slim chance? 14. If Donald's a duck, Mickey's a mouse, and Pluto's a dog, what the hell is Goofy? 15. If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? *16. What do Atheists swear on in court? 17. Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? What's the significance between the egg hunt thing and the resurrection of Jesus? *18. Why do so many stores & buildings have double doors when they always leave one locked? 19. Why is the name 'Junior' only used when a guy is named after his father, and not for a girl named after her mother? 20. Why do you delete stuff on the computer but erase stuff on paper? 21. Why's Donkey Kong a monkey and... not a donkey? 22. Why is the abbreviation for 'number' 'no' if there's no 'o' in 'number'? 23. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs but the mom weighs 30 lbs more when she's pregnant? 24. Why don't penguins' feet freeze? *25. How come bottled water (which supposedly has been running through springs for 1000's of years) has an expiration date? *26. When a pack of gum says "5 calories", does that count only if you swallow the gum or just from chewing it? 27. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? 28. Cute as a button. Since when are buttons cute? 29. Can mute people burp? 30. If something 'goes without saying', why do people say it? *31. Do blind people dream? *32. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? 33. Wouldn't the name 'microphone' imply that the sound gets smaller, not louder? *34. How come you park in a driveway, yet you drive on a parkway? 35. How come feet smell and noses run? 36. Why is it than when you tell someone that there are 400 billion stars in the sky that they believe you, but then tell them that the bench is wet and they have to touch the bench? *37. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 38. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 39. Why call it a building if it's already been built? *40. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 41. If PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number? 42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 43. How come they put lifejackets under airplane seats and not parachutes? 44. Why is it called rock music if rocks have nothing to do with it? 45. Why are soap operas called soap operas if they have nothing to do with soap or operas? 46. Where do they put the toetag on a corpse if it doesn't have toes? 47. What do satanists say when they sneeze? 48. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is a bird in George W. Bush's hand worth? 49. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
PFFT. Im bored and sleepy but i cant sleep, thats explanation enough.
Signing off @ 6:29 AM
Boooo
Boooo... Im not sure which lasted longer the writers guild srtike, or bryans writers block? Thats all i got, BOOOO
Signing off @ 5:04 AM
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Good Luck And Good Night
Tmrw is 12 January and the day the O level results are out so i just want to say a good luck to to Glen,Daniel,Linus,Dilraj,Micheal,Samir,Andrew,Genine, Akiko and Jun Huas brother he dosen't tok to.
Good Luck & Good Night
~Words Of Zameer A Husref~
Signing off @ 6:21 AM
Essay!Essay!
Anyway i just wrote my commonwealth, and well to be honest i don't think its very good, i don't ussually write all this fantasy mambo jambo but for some reason this storyline stuck in my head, so i like my content but i think i got a little too caught up in the content that i screwed up my sentence structure and tenses fairly much. Not too mention my spelling errors, so don't hope for much but here it is
Abdul Zameer Husref
07—03-1994
Class B.Qn 5
The Long Way Home
Jimmy Bryan Dunn was the last living descedent ofAtticus Dunn,
the richest man the country had ever seen. The peculiar thing was no one in fact knew where Atticus got his incredibly large heaps of money. Some belived that he was a lost member of the royal family while others believed he was an international jewel thief on the run from the law.
Though no one ever figured out the truth of his wealth , it wasmore than enough to support the Dunn family for many the generations after him, and after the tragic events that took place precisely at midnight on the 1st of September 2007, it old belonged souly to twelve year old Jimmy Dunn.
Jimmy hated thinking of that cold September night two years ago and how everything had changed so quickly. The fire had started in his room at midnight due to unknown causes , and quickly went up in flames. Bryan ,Jimmys father, realising something was wrong immediately rushed into his son’s room before being overwhelmed by smoke and passing out.Elizabeth ,Jimmys mother, worried when she did not see her husband emergecarrying their son,she rushed in after him only to see her husband lying on the floor, unable to move him she became quite hysterical and screamed for someone to save them before she soon passed out .
Jimmy however , was in one of their many kitchens fixing himself a late-night snack oblivious to the on-goings in his bedroom.By the time one of the maids had smelled the smoke and alerted the authorities it was too late. If Mr and mrs Dunn had stayed in their own bedroom on the other side of the manor, no harm would have come to them.
Jimmy wiped a lone tear from his cheek and sighed.He continued to look through the boxes. All of them were filllled with old manuscripts, ornaments or jewels,all but one. At the very end of the attic lay a small box, in which lay a sinlge silver chest.
On bended knee, Jimmy pulled out the chest and examined it closely,where there would have usually been a key hole, was a space big enough to put ones index finger. Jimmy cautiously placed his finger into the hole and the chest immediately clicked open. Peering in, he noticed a crimson coloured , vial he picked it up and saw words were written on it
“Do not touch without the express permission of Atticus Waldo Dunn”
“Everything is mine now anyway,”Jimmy said to himself and began fiddling with the vial.
Jimmy felt as though he had just been struggling in water, he awoke gasping for air. Getting up hurriedly, heexamined his surroundings , they were unfamlliar. “Hello?Is anyone there?”, Jimmy called.He tried to recall how he came to this place, he remembered he was in his attic, he remembered finding a chest and then he remembered the vial that belonged to his ancestor.
A door creeked open in the near distance, Jimmy turned quickly in to see who had just entered the mysterious room. It was a man , dressed smartly in a three piece suit with brightly couloured shoulder length hair , he might have been a lawyer.
“Excuse me mister, do you know how i can get home?”, Jimmy asked.
“You look very much like your great-great grandfather jimmy, you have his eyes. And yes i do know how you can get home.” The man answered
“What? Wait , who are you,and where am i?”
The man took his time before he answered.
“Who i am is not important Jimmy. Yes i knew Atticus, he found me many years ago, he helped me and so i helped him in return. I granted him two wishes, and one day he said he would ask for his third”
“Wishes? What do you mean by that? Like in Aladdin or something ”Jimmy questioned.
The man smiled, and once again paused before answering .
“Yes i suppose you could say that. Now, we do not have much time , i will grant you your wish, after you have proved to me that you are as pure of heart as Atticus was. Just make your way out of the cottage and walk along the path until you meet the old man, he will guide you.”
With that the man walked to the door and was about to leave when jimmy called out “Wait, i haven’t told you what my wish yet!”
Without turning around the man answered,
“You want to go home Jimmy.”
And with that he left.
Confused and distraught , jimmy left the house and proceeded along the path till he reached a fork in the road , where an old man stood. The man handed Jimmy a scroll , it read.
One path is right, while the other is left, one path is right and the other is wrong. Take the right and you will meet my friends who will give you all the treats you could ever ask for, take the left and you will be attacked. Which do you choose?
Jimmy took looked at the man who did not say anything, he took the left path and continued his journey, soon he saw the mysterious brightly coloured haired man. He asked why Jimmy did not listen to the mans advice and gone on the right path where people would have given him treats.
“My mother told me not to accept treats from strangers or to listen to what they say.”
At the end of the river , Jimmy saw came across a bearded man with an axe, a little girl with many books and an old woman with long finger nails, coloured teeth and in a dark cloak.
The same old man stood with them,another scroll,this one read
One of the three is not pure , which one is it? Answer right and you will pass, answer wrong and you will not.
Jimmy contemplated this carefully and decided that the little girl. The old man moved aside and allowed Jimmy to pass. The man in the suit stood ahead and questioned Jimmy on his second choice.
“Well, the first man might’ve been an axe-murderer, but he also might ‘ve been a humble lumberjack. The old woman might’ve been a witch but she also might’ve been a poor old woman who could not afford to take care of her hygiene, but that little girl, why would a little girl need to read so many advanced books? Well , she must not have really been a little girl i guessed.”
The man smiled and allowed Jimmy to pass until he saw the old man for the third time,and the old man finally spoke. “This is your last question,this will test your mind. Answer this right and your long journey will have ended, and you wil be home.”
He passed Jimmy the third scroll which read , “How is an good auction like seasickness?”
Jimmy stopped, this was not like the first two questions , it did not test his heart. It tested his mind. He looked at the question again and his breathing became lighter, aslow grin spread across his face. Jimmy Dunn was the richest twelve year old in the world, he had been in many auctions and he owned many boats.
He answered, “One depends on the effects of the sail, while the other is asale of effects”.
The old man smiled and moved aside, the man in the three piece suit stood ahead.
As jimmy approached he said
“Go home Jimmy”
Jimmy awoke in a cold sweat, he glanced around and his breathing steadied. He was in his own bedroom, he wiped his forhead dry and wondered if everything was a dream, then something occurred to him. This was no longer his bedroom, he got up quickly.This room had burned to the ground two years ago. He glanced at the calendar on the wall, 1ST September 2007. His eyes widened as he checked hi s watch, it was 11.30pm. With haste he ran out of his room still not believing the situation. He pushed the door open and it made a loud sound,the couple immediately sat up on their bed and stared down at their son.
Jimmy’s eyes watered as he made his way to his parents, and that night as he climbed into bed with his parents, Jimmy Dunn knew he was home.
Well there it is, told you not to expect much.
Pfft.
~Words Of Zameer A Husref(unfortunately)~
Signing off @ 3:33 AM
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Answers for the brynacle
Right well, quotes are something of much familliarity but to think that i can get all of them right is thinking a little too highly of me, and im not going to say im surprised bryan does of me, :D. That smiley is way too gay, i need to find a smiley that looks more manly hmmm..
Anyway , i swear on the rules of awesomeism that i didn't cheat while doing this so thats good enough to believe.
Firstly was
"The secet to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" How i know this? Well simply put, its written all over london on posters in subways, this and "A man who dares to waste an hour of his time has not discovered the value of life" The answer is Albert Einstine i do belive? And the latter would be Charles Darwin
Numero duo
"I didn't fail thest, i just found a hundred ways to do it wrong" This one sounds mighty familliar but in truth i don't have much of an idea to the quoted. Hmmm , i'm going to say Jerry Seinfeld or Bart Simpson? Completely blanked on this one
The third 'Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them' If you don't know this one, you don't deserve to have the ability to read, as shakespearen quote of course and one of the more well known ones, tweltfh night.
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much" I ve actually used this in a debate or a speech once, but im not entirely sure who wrote it so i'm going to say either Oscar Wilde or Papa(william henley).
"He who fears being conquered, is sure of defeat" Haha, i went to Paris and London , do you honestly not think this quote is engraved in more then one place? Napolean. The psycho who dressed as Julius Ceaser believing he was a dsecendent.
"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself" Aha, another shakesperean quote and in this case one of the less well known ones, but if you read through shakespearen quotes when ur bored or have as free time you would know this as well.
"don't know who my grandfather was, I'm more concerned to know what his grandson will be" Honestly i have no idea, but it sounds philosophical somewhat, so im going to say either Harper Lee or Jane Austen.
"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg" OU .OU OU OU. They sed this on saturday night live , sed by an ex president?No idea which but im gna say it was one of the famous ones so either Abe Lincoln George Washington Roosevelt Nixon Ronald Regan errr any more famous ones?
" To err is human; to forgive, divine” This was in One Tree Hill,im not sure who sed it but since it was mentioned in OTH, its probably Ee Cummings, Alexander Pope or Ralph Emerson.
Aight, tell me how many i got. Now im off to research prostutuition, its a debate topic.
~Words Of Zameer A Husref ~
Signing off @ 7:45 AM
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
The 50th
So this is my 5oth post on this blog which i know is minuscule compared to most, which means 100 post ago, i started blogging. So as lame as this might sound , Happy 1ooth blog post to me! And my very first blog post was on 8th of June 2008, so tmrw happy 7th month blogaversary to me as well! So today was as dull as it cld've been , with Mr Ee having 3 periods though he only spent 15 minutes explaining the commonwealth essay competition , while the remaining hour and a half we spent 'thinking' what to write..... And something about all the senior teachers in VS that I've been thought by, have a very strange tendency to make ALOT of cold jokes. Today his best was a joke about re-typing, which i honestly do not get.
Had maths today as well. one word.Uh-oh. Why? Well i transferred from 3e dint i? 3E only had one maths lesson so far while 3i had 3. And seeing as they were all 3 period lessons, my uh-oh was justified. Though i surprised Mdm Ernie almost as much as i surprised myself when i managed to understand what was going on and get the questions right. Strange much. Anyway another thing that cikgu shy mentioned, that i din't realise myself, is that my handwriting miraculously changed, and for those who have read anything i've ever written , you would rightly understand why miraculously was used in this context. And malay is one of the most fun lessons now strangely, probably cause we all've been in the same class since sec 1 and all that, and the highlight of my day came after school , when me, ch,abhi,way j, pritesh and jh were in the canteen and saw the one and only MR CHNG!
For those who can't recall or don't know who he is, hes the senile substutuite who came up with
"Chemistry, is like maths, but its not maths, but its like maths? Confused, well I'm her to confuse you even more then you will not be confused. Which is why chemistry is like maths, but its not maths, but its like maths. If you don't know what you don't know, i cannot help you. But if you are confused, very good. Because that is my job"
Yep , him. So we of course were delighted to hear more of his wisdom.
"Milk is poisonous, and so is meat, but vitamins are the most poisonous, but thats not why imvegeterian, shall we go have some vegeterian food?"
"no, i graduated from woodbridge, but i got my A level cert from cambridge"
"You all like to party?When i was a teenager i never do all this, im not a very partyish person"
"If you live far away you come to my house for tuition, i live at upper changi. Inside prison"
Though i have to thank him , that was the hardest i laughed in 2009.Yeah i know its only been 7 days, but it sounds impressive. And was suppose to go meet Razi,Zul,Alaina and the mats and minahs for someones birthday lunch or something, but i had to cancel on them unfortunately, i have a shitload of work to do by tmrw and its one of my resolutions not to go into homework debt for as long as i can, so anyway
"Happy birthday to either Shaik,Leen, Natalya, Din , Ash or dins ah lian girlfriend(whose name still eludes me)"
And since this is the 5oth post , heres a new zameerhusref original poem, which still needs work i suppose, written late last night.
Failed to Look -ZameerHusref
For a soul we search, With our hearts we look, Will i find him in my church, or in my holy book
For help we ask, our needs to be fulfilled, Yet he is not unmasked, and helpless we lay unskilled,
We look to him when times are dark, We look away when all is right, We ask for his wisdom;shining stark, And yet he leaves us alone in fright,
Why has this occured we question, Yet we do not give thanks rightly deserved, We ask,we ask and we ask, although an obsession, yet we are unanswered,we are unserved
We give thanks, unaware if he accpets we tell lies to great lengths, and go on without any regrets
Is any of it real?We often wonder, Does anyone know the true truth, And yet we cower when we hear his thunder is that what we really are?Primitive and uncouth.
Those who claim blind faith, Thouse who never question,never judge, always bring secrets to their graves, For we are all still human;we know that much
Is he there? Or do we read mere lies in the book, Does he even care, Or have we all simply failed to look.