Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Rules Of Awesomeism
Now i know i was suppose to post euro trip 2 and what not but theres something much more important then that, and the Europes post would have been too bleeding long so yeah.

Rules Of Awesomeism.

Now the ROA are a set of everyday rules , that ones who practice Awesomeism must follow


Rule 1

No thinking after 12(midnight).

This rule is incredibly important , bad things happen if you think after 12. This rule will of course will be on hold, during exam periods when overnight mugging will have to take place, and in that case theres a new set of rules that are in construction will come into play.

Rule 2

Ones awesomeness should never be questioned.

Rule 3

In Awesomeism, the shorter the number of words the better.

E.g. Zameer Awesome Husref.

3 words are the loswest and the best.

Rule 4

No drinking on every second tuesday of an odd month.

This is extremely important and will unfold in events leading up

to the future, which yes, i have seen.

Rule 5

There can only be one commander-in-chief of Awesomeism at

one point of time , now it is Zameer Awesome Husref

Rule 6

No one person can ever know all the secrets of another person

who has practices awesomeism

Rule 7

All the people who practice awesomeism can never have a full

meeting, for no building can contain that amount of

awesomeness, or it would explode.

Rule 8

If the current commander-in-chief of aweosomeism is

assasinated, the next person to be commander-in-chief of

awesomeism will be chosen via a ghostly encounter from the

current commander-in-chief of awesomeism, for the ghost

realm cannot contain that amount of awesomeness, or it would

explode.

Rule 9

Any conversation such as THE CRYSTAL CONVERSATION

are hereby forbidden, and speaking of THE CRYSTAL

CONVERSATION without the knowledge of the current

commander-in-chief of awesomeism is a crime againts the state

of awesomeism, and status of awesomeism will be taken away

from any awesome man,awesome woman,awesome child will be

taken away.

Rule 10

Anyone who wishes to practice awesomeism or become a

follower,may leave a tag at zombies-are-major-

awesome.blogspot.com, and have to understand and accept that

zombies are in fact major awesome,though if they take over the

world, its any awesome man,awesome woman or awesome child

for themselves.

The newly formed pledge of Awesomeism is as follows:

I hereby pledge with my soon to be awesome right hand over

my soon to be awesome heart that i will do my everday

awesome deeds in an awesomely awesome way.I also pledge to

remember that the force is with us all,for the force is awesome.

Now i am SOMEthing that inspires AWE. i am AWESOME.



Someone who practices awesomeism must abide by all the rules,as well as to never back stab a fellow awesome one.And to never mock the beatles,led zeppelin,ACDC,guns and roses,ABBA,back to the future,starwars,scarface,the godfather,chuck norris,bruce lee, anyone who has been knighted or waffles. For all of the above are awesome

~ENDEX~

~Z Husref Signing Off~

Signing off @ 10:04 PM