All over the world people are rejoicing for Obama as he takes position of
commander-in-chief of the United States of America,
especially in Japan and Indonesia.
Japan, for obvious reasons(see previous post) and Indonesia as
it was where Obama resided as a child, the house in which
he lived is now cashing in millions,
meaning of course some Indonesian Landlord can stop
trying to get money through the use of black magic
*coughs*stevien Washington*coughs* and
actually be happy with their lives.

I just hope Obama makes many changes for the
benefit of the America as well as the World.
Firstly, would be to pull forces out of the middle-east.
Secondly, would be to put an end to the existence to Guantanamo Bay.
Lastly, would be legalise the wide-sale of the extremely rare
but very much real(no matter what Nikki says)
RAINBOW COLOURED ZEBRAS

My dream willcome true! Muahahahahahahahah
Anyway Obama IS indeed beautiful world.

On another issue, when i was flipping through channels earlier
i came across WWE RAW, and for merely the reason of curiosity
i went to the channel.Shockingly enough i discovered it was
the 800th episode. 800 EPISODES?

That's more then E.R,Seinfeld,Frasier,Cheers as well as Friends.
Wow, i find that incredibly hard to believe.
To summarise WWE, it is a couple of well-built guys
in nothing but tiny minuscule swimming trunks throwing themselves at each other
. If i wanted to watch that i would... wait wait wait,
if i wanted to watch that i wouldn't be straight would i?

I mean come on people,

do you seriously not an alarmingly strong gay vibe from that??
Y2J? Yeah , try WAY TOO GAY.
(Al if you do read this, you know you don't apply)

Anyway, my parents came back from Canada today
after being M.I.A for three weeks,
believe it or not I'm actually happy they're back.......................
okay fine its bitter-sweet, but you get my point.
They had alot to share about Canada
, whether it was , in my dads words, "the stupid indian and pakis that
have taken over Toronto and can't do anything right" or
"The girls all showing cleavage but below that all fatter then me and your you added together". They crossed over to the US from the Niagara Falls entrance to Bufallo,
where the Custom Security is , in my mums words,
"So annoying and tedious i've fallen in love with Singapore's customs"
and this coming from my mother is something.
Once when our car was being checked on the way into
Malaysia she exclaimed loud enough for all around to hear
"I doubt Mas Selamat is hiding in my purse".

Though now that they're home i've been given the
chance to see Jet-Lag hangovers to the max,
after the 20hour flight she took a nap at around 8plus.
Later on in the night this conversation occured.

I'm sitting in my TV room watching 90210 on the com
(Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes are wayyy hot)
and my mother walks into the room and looks
around very quickly and in shock

Mum:You're not sleeping yet?!
I glance at the clock on my computer and see the time is 10.29
Me:Mum, its ten-thirty.
She stops looks down and appears to be deep in thought
Mum:Ten-thirty at night????
Me:Yes mum, thats why its dark outside
She's in deep thought again
Mum:The same night i came back?
Me:Yes mum, you've been asleep for over an hour

Nodding at no one in particular , she mumbles
something about getting breakfast in the morning but hasn't had lunch yet ,
walks out and goes back to sleep.

Sigh.

So President Obama, WWE and my parents back,
which calls for the most celebration?
Well, it depends where Obama stands on the whole Zebra idea,
when WWE is going to end for good and
if my parents are back to normal tomorrow.

~Z Husref Signing Off~